Funny Status Messages and Tweets

Funny status message updates for FaceBook or Whatsapp and funny tweets for Twitter.

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   messageicon one beer short of a six pack
←Rate | 11-23-2008 19:06 by Michael Comments (0)  


   messageicon whistling a merry tune
←Rate | 11-22-2008 18:12 Comments (0)  


   messageicon planning to streak on The Today Show.
←Rate | 11-21-2008 00:25 by Jillilah Comments (0)  


   messageicon thinks the best cats are those that are stuck to my tire.
←Rate | 11-20-2008 11:57 Comments (0)  


   messageicon wonders where Puff the Magic Dragon gets the good stuff
←Rate | 11-20-2008 11:55 Comments (0)  


   messageicon "would like ""Bailouts for millionaires"" for 700 billion, Alex. "
←Rate | 11-20-2008 11:48 Comments (0)  


   messageicon immeasurably happy'
←Rate | 11-20-2008 03:30 Comments (0)  


   messageicon "kid tested, mother approved "
←Rate | 11-19-2008 22:41 Comments (0)  


   messageicon regretting all their wasted time on my space
←Rate | 11-19-2008 20:59 Comments (0)  


   messageicon more frustrated than an Amish electrician
←Rate | 11-18-2008 22:33 by Kevin The Plumber Comments (0)  


   messageicon allergic to liars
←Rate | 11-18-2008 18:46 by Preeti Comments (0)  


   messageicon thinks you are wasting her time
←Rate | 11-18-2008 18:44 Comments (0)  


   messageicon wants you and your beautiful soul
←Rate | 11-18-2008 18:36 Comments (0)  


   messageicon what she said
←Rate | 11-16-2008 21:42 Comments (0)  


   messageicon "likes it when people call him ""kitten"" "
←Rate | 11-15-2008 12:14 Comments (0)  


   messageicon alive
←Rate | 11-15-2008 10:54 by Fudgey Fingers Comments (0)  


   messageicon phoning a friend
←Rate | 11-15-2008 03:17 by Sparkle Your Space Comments (0)  


   messageicon "too fast, but not really that furious "
←Rate | 11-14-2008 14:11 by Nozzy Comments (0)  


   messageicon launching a nuclear missile!
←Rate | 11-14-2008 02:00 by Solomon Comments (0)  


   messageicon not the weakest link
←Rate | 11-13-2008 16:33 by Jordan Comments (0)  



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