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   messageicon Feel free to kiss my third point of contact.
←Rate | 02-25-2010 09:06 Comments (0)  

   messageicon CAUTION: Blonde Thinking
←Rate | 02-25-2010 09:05 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Feel free to call me a Hottie.
←Rate | 02-25-2010 09:04 Comments (2)  

   messageicon YOU! Out of the Gene Pool.
←Rate | 02-25-2010 09:03 Comments (2)  

   messageicon I got F C and K. The only thing missing is you !
←Rate | 02-25-2010 08:38 Comments (4)  

←Rate | 02-25-2010 08:16 by MG Comments (1)  

   messageicon ...just heard that the "Octomom" won't rule out having another baby...well then, I think we can safely rule out her having even one more brain cell left...
←Rate | 02-25-2010 08:04 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Well,today was a total waste of makeup.
←Rate | 02-25-2010 07:48 by Lemonpillow Comments (0)  

   messageicon What's that you say? I can't hear you over my free health care and worldly education. Douchebags!
←Rate | 02-25-2010 06:34 by CanadianGirl Comments (3)  

   messageicon If at first you don't succeed; call it version 1.0
←Rate | 02-25-2010 05:05 by Allan Comments (0)  

   messageicon there a toilet in your mouth or are you just talking crap again?
←Rate | 02-25-2010 03:17 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Behind every successful student, there is one girlfriend. But what about a failed student.....? A beautiful teacher
←Rate | 02-24-2010 23:49 by ladygaga Comments (1)  

   messageicon never allowed his schooling to interfere with his education.
←Rate | 02-24-2010 23:47 by abhi Comments (0)  

   messageicon If we really knew exactly what we were getting into when we decided to have kids, I'm pretty sure we'd be screwed as a species.
←Rate | 02-24-2010 21:36 by RandomGirlie Comments (0)  

   messageicon it true? are they finally serving milk at Hooters???
←Rate | 02-24-2010 20:08 Comments (0)  

   messageicon encrypting a secret message within this status. Examine these words carefully. The first one to decrypt the message wins...
←Rate | 02-24-2010 19:53 Comments (0)  

   messageicon was using a public restroom today and as I looked at the "posts" on the bathroom walls and the responses to each one, I realized where the idea for FB came from...
←Rate | 02-24-2010 19:48 by Phil Comments (3)  

   messageicon Finally got around to deleting my Twitter account today. It could be that I just paraniod, but I swear somebody was following me...
←Rate | 02-24-2010 19:35 by Tracy Comments (0)  

   messageicon Surprise n shock as A KILLER whale kills a highly trained animal trainer! Duh! killer!
←Rate | 02-24-2010 19:21 by MG Comments (1)  

   messageicon Octomom "I can't rule out having one more baby." Really? You know what I can definitely rule out? You having even one brain cell left.
←Rate | 02-24-2010 18:56 Comments (0)  

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