Funny Status Messages and Tweets
Funny Status Messages for Facebook, Discord, and Whatsapp and funny tweets for Twitter.
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annoying you with status updates for her own entertainment.
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10-09-2010 20:02
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just depressed:( I mean come on, really who took my crayons?
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10-09-2010 19:59 by Heather25
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People who gossip need to get their own life, those who listen and believe it need to get a life.
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10-09-2010 19:53 by Heather25
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Have you ever wanted to punch someone in the face so bad that you were willing to fight their whole family??
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10-09-2010 19:51 by Pshh
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not really rude, she just says what everybody else is thinking.
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10-09-2010 19:44 by Heather25
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Rejection is tough, I heard that your hand fell asleep on you last night.
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10-09-2010 19:42 by Pshh
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If I offend you in any way, please let me know so I can do it again.
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10-09-2010 19:40 by Heather25
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Thinks that you should've been swallowed at conception.
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10-09-2010 19:39 by Heather25
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Has once again found why murder should be legal.
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10-09-2010 19:38 by Pshh
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What pisses you off more? The fact that I don't need you in my life...or that you can't have me in yours??
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10-09-2010 19:37 by Heather25
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Wonder's how far you could kick a midget?
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10-09-2010 19:33 by Pshh
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I respect you so much I salute you with 1 finger!
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10-09-2010 19:31 by Heather25
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What to do for Halloween!!! Dress up like Taylor Swift and B**** Slap Kanye
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10-09-2010 19:18
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feeding the cat extenze..
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10-09-2010 19:00
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how come Cheryl Cole is still using Ashley Coles last nite ,,,,what wrong with tweedy?
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10-09-2010 17:57
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Why won't facebook let me change my relationship status to "in an imaginary relationship with Milla Jovovich"?
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10-09-2010 17:44
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you cant enjoy a fight without a foam finger.. .
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10-09-2010 17:32
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They're going to be so pissed off in Chile when they get down the mine and only find Bart Simpson's walkie-talkie
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10-09-2010 17:13 by jimbo
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My girlfriend talks faster than the speed of sound. This explains why I never hear her.
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10-09-2010 17:06 by Aaron
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Ah Man! Nothing worse than seeing two flies fornicating on your fresh off the grill, 12 dollar ribeye steak.....Appetite gone.
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10-09-2010 17:00 by rll
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