Funny Status Messages and Tweets
Funny Status Messages for Facebook, Discord, and Whatsapp and funny tweets for Twitter.
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Would you tap that???..I wouldnt even poke it on facebook!!!!
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10-13-2010 15:26 by BOO
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"just wants less to do, more time to do it, and higher pay for not getting it done. "
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10-13-2010 15:12
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Sometimes you feel like a million bucks..sometimes you feel like a foodstamp.
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10-13-2010 14:47
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packing his bags...going on a guilt trip!
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10-13-2010 14:44
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thinks that when God, who created the entire universe with all of its glories, decides to deliver a message to humanity, He WILL NOT use, as His messenger, a person on cable TV with a bad hairstyle.
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10-13-2010 14:39
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thinks that there is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness".
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10-13-2010 14:37
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If you have to identify, in one word, the reason why the human race has not achieved, and never will achieve, its full potential, that word would be "meetings".
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10-13-2010 14:36 by Tarwadi
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Schizophrenia - together I can beat it.
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10-13-2010 14:20 by jimbo
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She says she doesn't have to change her relationship status on Facebook to show her love? It's because she's still banging her ex.
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10-13-2010 14:16 by Xokellyxo
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Dear Chile --- When you're done rescuing everybody, can we send you Ryan Seacrest, Britney, Lindsay, Paris and Snooki?
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10-13-2010 14:05
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If you're playing checkers on a boat with a monkey, how many ducks does it take to change the oil in a fish tank?
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10-13-2010 13:31
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At a recent job interview: What would you consider to be your main weaknesses and strengths? Well my main weakness would be my issues with reality, telling what's real from what's not.And your strengths? I'm Batman.
Well today was a total waste of makeup.
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10-13-2010 13:17 by Trevalina
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never knew they mined for chili. You learn something new every day.
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10-13-2010 13:06 by chuckg
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I hate how mainstream and famous the miners have become. I liked it when they were a bit more underground.
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10-13-2010 13:03 by jimbo
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A pack of weed- 30 bucks, rollin paper 2 bucks, n the joy after smoking it priceless
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10-13-2010 12:51
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When the world gives you lemons, make orange juice. Then sit back and watch the world wonder how you did it.
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10-13-2010 12:49
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Have 33 men you need pulled out of a deep, dark hole? Call Kim Kardashian's gynecologist.
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10-13-2010 12:31
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You have to feel sorry for the Mother's of the Chilean miners. The waiting, the pain, seeing their kids come out slowly from a small dark hole. It's like child birth all over again
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10-13-2010 12:01 by PC
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Ya win some, ya loose some.. But nothing is better than getting some!
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10-13-2010 12:00 by Skedee
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