Funny Status Messages and Tweets
Funny Status Messages for Facebook, Discord, and Whatsapp and funny tweets for Twitter.
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It isn't premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married
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10-25-2010 10:38 by KLA
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Sow your wild oats on Saturday night; then on Sunday, pray for crop failure
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10-25-2010 10:33 by KLA
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What matters is not the length of the wand, but the magic in the stick
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10-25-2010 10:29 by KLA
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I'm not going bald, i'm just getting more head.
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10-25-2010 10:28 by KLA
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The rules were already broken when I got here.
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10-25-2010 09:31 by Aaron
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I always hate when I miss out on wear your pajamas to Wal-Mart night.
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10-25-2010 09:27 by Aaron
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I better get to sleep. I have to get up early to call in sick to work.
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10-25-2010 09:26 by Aaron
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■Unlike drugs, Facebook addiction won't cost you anything, except your social life
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10-25-2010 08:41 by KLA
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would like to offer you a helpful tip : Build a bridge.....AND JUMP OFF IT!!
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10-25-2010 08:35 by Elbow
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can't wait til menopause do us part...
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10-25-2010 08:07 by Elbow
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Wondering what's gonna happen to that Hindu ass wipe from Rutgers College who played a prank on the poor guy who committed suicide when he goes to prison! I wish the guards secretly tapes Ravi getting raped and put it on the web
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10-25-2010 01:15 by Eli Louz
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I did an ancestry search on line of my family heritage? It totally explains why I found a hockey mask and machete under Jason's bed?
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10-25-2010 01:05
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Ok, does it make me too competitive, if I begin deleting friends solely because I can not beat their Bejeweled and or Family Feud scores?
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10-24-2010 23:15 by J W
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i'd run away from home, but my Mom wont let me cross the street.
With that interception returned for a TD by Desmond Bishop, Brett Favre has now thrown 5378 completions for a total of 463 touchdowns to the Green Bay Packers.
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10-24-2010 22:43 by J W
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doesn't dress up for Halloween cause I'm a character all year long...
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10-24-2010 22:30 by ~heZz~
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Friend Requests are like a box of chocolate... you never know which are the nuts
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10-24-2010 22:20
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I figured out why I don't go out drinking much anymore... result being tagged in embarrassing photos on Facebook!
'Paranormal Activity 2' made $41.5 million... Talk about money well spent.
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10-24-2010 19:11
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would never say this of myself, but my friends tell me that my milkshake is particularly adept at bringing gentlemen callers to the estate.
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10-24-2010 19:10
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