Funny Status Message #34967

X says i'd run away from home, but my Mom wont let me cross the street.
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←Rate | 10-24-2010 23:09 by goodeolboy | Tags: Approved

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Goodeolboy
Sunday October 24, 2010 @ 11:11 PM

P.S. I'm Seven!

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