love Funny Status Messages

   When you love someone more than what they deserve, you get hurt more than what you deserve.

   Finished watching The Little Mermaid with my daughter. I believe it taught us all a valuable lesson. Men will fall in love with women if they can't talk.

   I love the point when you are finished with a transaction over the phone & you get to pretend that you are writing down the reference number.

   Love 'em or hate 'em, you have to admit, Beyonce' and J-Lo never do anything half-assed.

   I went to Japan and got myself a discount prostitute. She love me moderate time.

   If you love someone, then you have to let them go. If they come back, then they're meant for you, but if they don't, then you stalk them

   My mother told me: "alcohol is your worst enemy." Jesus said: "love your enemy." Case closed.

   On a scale from Casey Anthony to Penn State, how much do you love children?

   I love seeing all these tolerant people bashing religion!

   "Hi" "Hi" "Did you eat?" "Did you eat?" "Are you copying me?" "Are you copying me?" "I love you!" "Yeah, I ate already.."

   Just ONCE would I love to see a girl I know in a porno

   I love it when Friday is in town :))))) because she always brings her friends Saturday and Sunday along too!

   Today's Quote "Not every flower can say love, but a rose does. Not every plant can survive thirst, but a cactus does. Not every retard can read... but look at you go!

   Love your neighbor. But don't get caught.

   I'm a lover not a fighter, but I will fight for what I love

   Ladies; Just because he had an erection doesn't mean he's in love with you.

   The people doing it in pornos are in love, right?

   People say love is the best feeling ever. However I think finding a toilet right away when you have diarrhea is better.

   Just because I constantly think of ways to make your life miserable doesn’t mean I don’t love you.

   If you can’t love the one you want, love someone who looks like them and just squint a lot.