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   messageicon Thank god for smartphones I was getting tired or reading the back of shampoo bottles while in the bathroom
←Rate | 06-15-2012 00:09 by Eric Comments (0)  


   messageicon that akward moment when she pulls out one bigger than yours
←Rate | 04-17-2011 23:07 by eric Comments (0)  


   messageicon Ever notice how banks and credit cards want you to go paperless to save a tree? Since I need those documents for my records I have to print them at home. So I'm using my paper instead of theirs. No trees are saved and I get screwed. Yay!
←Rate | 10-02-2011 11:47 by Eric Comments (0)  


   messageicon Today's Quote "Not every flower can say love, but a rose does. Not every plant can survive thirst, but a cactus does. Not every retard can read... but look at you go!
←Rate | 02-27-2010 19:03 by Eric Comments (0)  


   messageicon how can I miss you if you won't go away?
←Rate | 05-13-2010 20:10 by Eric Comments (0)  


   messageicon wondering if its cool in China to get English words tattooed on their arms.
←Rate | 06-07-2009 22:33 by Eric Comments (0)  


   messageicon now officaly talking to Himself but somehow I hear a busy signal in my ears. I wonder if I can get Call Waiting????? Wait.... maybe it's better I don't answer myself...
←Rate | 02-27-2010 19:13 by Eric Comments (0)  


   messageicon "wondering what flavor milkshake ""brings all the boys to the yard"""
←Rate | 11-14-2007 19:23 by Eric Comments (21)  


   messageicon If North Korea attacks, there won't be a war. The counterattack will go down in history as a case of assisted suicide.
←Rate | 04-06-2013 05:49 by Eric Comments (0)  


   messageicon Favorite Animal is Grey Goose
←Rate | 12-14-2010 00:36 by Eric Comments (0)  


   messageicon I wonder if the lamestream media has anything better to do today than follow around the crazy lady on the bus or worry about pics of congressmen in their underwear? Focus people! There's real news happening all over the world!
←Rate | 06-03-2011 15:43 by Eric Comments (0)  


   messageicon Jumped up for no apparent reason. Have not returned to the ground yet.
←Rate | 03-25-2009 11:07 by Eric Comments (0)  


   messageicon While I'm Gone....Just smile it's the 2nd Best thing you can do with your Lips....
←Rate | 02-10-2011 23:36 by Eric Comments (0)  


   messageicon got excited when he had a "Group Request" in Facebook. Sadly though, it wasn't even close to the type of "groups" he had dreams about ..
←Rate | 05-13-2010 20:14 by Eric Comments (0)  


   messageicon Starting to think my Imaginary friend has serious issues....Hey!! You better get down from there, If you fall and break your legs don't come running back to me Pal.....What!!!! Don't look at me with that tone of voice...
←Rate | 02-21-2010 01:41 by Eric Comments (0)  



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