love Funny Status Messages

   The funnest thing about the end of a relationship is being honest about why you pretended to love each other.

   Love makes the world go round, but alcohol makes it go round twice as fast!..

   Legally changing my name to Pumpkin Spice Latte so my wife will love me more.

   If you can't celebrate Valentine's Day with someone you love, forget about it at a bar that you like...

   Parents should be reminded, gently and often, that "I love you ANYWAY" is not a compliment.

   I haven't yet met someone who shares my idea of what love really is.

   Love is not always sunshine and flowers. Sometimes it is thunder and lightning.

   Once she gets out of the 'spraying my face with mace' phase in our relationship she will get a better understanding of my love for her

   Dear ladies, We love when you play with our balls and not our minds.

   Not to sound like an old maid, but why do people think they need to be in a relationship to be happy? Those who can stand on their own two feet are the ones that I admire most. Be strong and independent. Have patience and love will come.

   If you love someone, let them go, if it's me, I'm never coming back.

   Say what you want... Yes we all love Facebook.... And we can complain if we want... If it wasn't for us FB users that are complaining... It would just be another My(waste of)space... And FYI... The advertising pays the bills....

   there are three little words I love to hear, that remind me how amazing the world is, and always makes me smile: WELCOME TO WALMART!!!

   "I LOVE getting up this early!" - Nobody

   I love Pandas, they`re so chill. They`re like "Dude, racism is stupid. I`m White, Black, and Asian..."

   DADDY isn't defined as the man who makes the child, but rather the man who extends his hands and time to help with the child's needs, raising and giving his heart to love the child through anything. !!! BLOOD Doesn't always make you a DADDY! Being a DADDY

   Though I love and embrace all the cultures of the world, I still have to laugh when the guy at the customer service center in India says "What's up, bro? My name's Dave. How's it going?"

   I love a woman with passionate thoughts, eloquent words, and a beautiful mind...oh, and a nice rack too!

   Women are like a pack of cards, you need a heart to love them, a diamond to buy them, a club to kill them and a spade to bury them

   I wonder what it feels like to spend an entire Saturday trying to come up with something funny to post here and getting no love at all... Not that I spent all day thinking this up or anything...