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I was in a Spelling Bee onze. But I lost bekause the other students cheeted.
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01-22-2011 13:45 by
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categorically denies all allegations......Next question
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01-22-2011 13:35 by
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throws his hand up and pretends he's on a roller-coaster whenever the plane takes off.
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01-22-2011 13:14 by
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blocked you from reading this awesome Facebook status update. Please try back later.
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01-22-2011 12:55 by
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The Best part of tonight is no alarm clock tomorrow
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01-22-2011 12:49 by
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Somebody made alot of money selling their baby to Elton John! Hope he doesn't let the "SON go down on him."
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01-22-2011 12:31
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UPDATE: I'm still handsome.
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01-22-2011 11:53
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Those that say majority rules have obviously not watched the NBA.
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01-22-2011 11:50
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When I die, I want my Coroner's report to say.. death by mischief
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01-22-2011 11:30 by
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So happy Regis Philbin is finally retiring...I hear he's been trying to vacate his stool for years.
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01-22-2011 11:10 by
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I would like to wish a very Merry Christmas to all of my Polish friends..
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01-22-2011 11:03 by
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The world would be a better place if people would just take my citizen arrests a little more seriously
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01-22-2011 08:34
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This is my butt (_._) This is my butt in jail (__o__)
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01-22-2011 07:32
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Do not dwell in the past, do not dream of the future, concentrate the mind on the present moment.
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01-22-2011 06:04 by
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The status you are trying to read cnnot be wiewed from your current country or location.
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01-22-2011 03:57 by
XBbios
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Better open some windows. I just ate "weapons grade" chilli!
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01-22-2011 02:34 by
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My girlfriend and I always have sex doggy style. I sit up and beg and she rolls over and plays dead.
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01-22-2011 01:41
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drilled a hole in his head. Now he is bored
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01-22-2011 00:58
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thinks it's ok to steal my status updates, but I just wanted to warn you that I lick each one before I post them.
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01-21-2011 23:58 by
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Hey Obama, I could use that change now. I am doing laundry and could use the quaters.
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