Funny Status Messages and Tweets
Funny Status Messages for Facebook, Discord, and Whatsapp and funny tweets for Twitter.
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well a very, very heavy uh heavy der burtation tonight, we had a very daris darison, bite.. lets go hit taris tazen los tada bet dahadapet....there's no telling what you'll say when you have a migraine.
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02-18-2011 15:21
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Justin Bieber was shot last night!!! Well, on an episode of CSI. If only art could imitate real life for once, this would be the time!
was wondering why kamikaze pilots bothered to wear helmets!
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02-18-2011 13:03 by alinkc
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Why do all the beautiful women with blond hair, dye their roots brown?
Inside me is a skinny woman screaming to get out. I can usually shut her up with a cookie.
Presidents Day is just another Monday I'm celebrating Sarah Palin not being president
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02-18-2011 12:02
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Wondering if Snookie's parents have a bumper sticker that says, "Our daughter is a slut on Jersey Shore" or "Our Slut can beat up your Slut!"
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02-18-2011 11:48 by Bill C.
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trying to explain the urine on the ceiling.
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02-18-2011 11:43 by Bill C.
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Humor has been cancelled for the day. We look forward to serving you in the near future.
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02-18-2011 11:41 by Bill C.
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Do you ever walk toward automatic sliding opening doors, hold your hand up, and as they open think, maybe, just maybe, the force is with you today??
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02-18-2011 11:13 by Paul
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Just took the 'road less traveled'...found Waldo...
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02-18-2011 10:59 by M.A.C.
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I think 'supervision' isn't nearly as cool as it sounds...
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02-18-2011 10:42 by M.A.C.
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Never take failure to your heart and success to your mind.
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02-18-2011 10:14
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anyone can catch your eye, but it takes someone special to catch your heart.
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02-18-2011 08:44 by mullerman
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When I'm sad I just sing, and then I realize my voice is worse than my problems.
I'm not shy. I'm just holding back my awesomeness so I don't intimidate you.
Sometimes I wish that automatic doors would appreciate my existance...
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02-18-2011 07:03
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Church sign reads, "Look at what's missing from ch__ch
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02-18-2011 00:58
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I wish McDonalds sold a hot dog so I could walk in and order a McWeiner and then ask for it to be supersized
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02-18-2011 00:07 by dunno
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You know it's going to be a bad day when your horoscope starts with... "Are you sitting down?"
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02-18-2011 00:04
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