trump Funny Status Messages

   The Mother Of All storms (Frankenstorm) is heading toward New York City... Trump better get out the hairspray.

   I say we start with UNDENIABLE proof that Donald Trump is not a reptilian overlord.

   If Donald Trump combs his hair back live on TV facing the camera, I'll send a check for $5 to any "Hair Club For Men" chapter of his choice....

   Earlier today Donald Trump crashed his yacht into my yacht... We laughed & laughed,,,, & then we smoked some money

   Trying to arrange an eating contest between Rosie, Oprah and Trump....wagering available in Vegas. Place your bets early

   Donald Trump endorsing someone for President is like Dr. Phil endorsing someone for Surgeon General.

   Trump hugs Mitt Romney and tells him "You had me at "I don't care about poor people'."

   If Trump's hair sees its shadow NBC gets 6 more seasons of celebrities pretending to respect him.

   Newt Gingrich and Donald Trump are going to sit down for a face to face. Hope they got a big room. That's a lot of face.

   Donald Trump, first hampster to human hair transplant recipient.

   Donald Trump and the Kardashians represent the worst in American culture, greed and self centeredness. May they just go away.

   Halloween costume idea #27 Ronald McDonald outfit, suit jacket, and Red Wig comb over…Ronald McDonald Trump!

   Extreme Makeover is spinning off a new series starring Donald Trump... it's called Extreme Combover

   An american may be taking over the Al Qaeda spot...Look Trump, I know you're angry Obama interrupted Celebrity Apprentice, but you're taking it too far.

   noticed that on the same night Obama was ordering the Navy to kill bin laden, his potential opponent in 2012, Donald Trump, was busy firing Playmate of the Month Hope Dworaczyk........

   apparently on NBC, first word of bin Laden's death pre-empted the final few minutes of Sunday's East Coast airing of the Trump-hosted reality show, Celebrity Apprentice. "This begs the question: How do we kill bin Laden again NEXT Sunday?"

   Trump: OBL is still alive...he is in a cave in the Tora Bora Mountains with Obama's Kenyan birth certificate

   thinking...Am I the only one that finds it ironic that President Obama waited to interrupt network TV on Osama Bin Ladens death right before Donald Trump was about to fire someone on "The Celebrity Apprentice"?

   Osama isn't dead until Trump sees the death certificate!

   The fact that Donald Trump has no sense of humor makes me suspect that he also has no mirror.