Funny Status Messages and Tweets
Funny Status Messages for Facebook, Discord, and Whatsapp and funny tweets for Twitter.
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Happy Kissing Friday Today..and tomorrow...Happy Coldsore Saturday....:)
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03-11-2011 05:30
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Witnessing such a massive destruction in Japan, and so many lives taken in seconds should make us think about how fragile we are. We are but little specks !
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03-11-2011 04:59
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Witnessing such a massive destruction in Japan, and so many lives taken in seconds should make us think about how fragile we are. God have mercy on us.
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03-11-2011 04:01
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Pandas are in danger! we gotta do something!!
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03-11-2011 03:21
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• there are two reasons why people change; first : they have learned a lot. second : they've been hurt too much.
first 10 people to hit me up at 2:30 am sunday gets a free airfare roundtrip airfare
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03-11-2011 01:42
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I should have known that I had to much to drink tonight because I left the door open the whole time I was peeing. It might not sound that bad, but when you're driving 65 mph, it can cause all kinds of problems..
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03-10-2011 23:47 by scottyp
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G.T.I.....Gym, Tan, I'm not buying it!
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03-10-2011 23:02
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I take off my clothes, but I trip over my jeans. But it's okay because I turn it all into a sexy dance.
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03-10-2011 22:55
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Did you hear about the two car pile-up in the Walmart parking lot? 53 Mexicans were killed. The occupants in the other car were uninjured.
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03-10-2011 22:29
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Man sitting at home on the verandah with his wife and he says, "I love you." She asks, "Is that you or the beer talking?" He replies, "It's me............. talking to the beer."
Glad Doc Brown no longer needs plutonium for his flux capacitor, ‘cause the Libyans are busy right now.
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03-10-2011 21:40
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Space has 10 different dimensions, but we can only see 3. So the other 7 are a great place to hide your porn.
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03-10-2011 21:39
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Sky News - "Man Arrested On Suicide Bomb Charges" I know nothing about this case, but i'm fairly confident it wasn't him.
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03-10-2011 20:00 by @clarkysj
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I was in Wimbledon the other day and was talking to this guy and he said he was a ball boy. I told him I'm more of a breast man myself.
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03-10-2011 19:58 by @clarkysj
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I can't stand those people who hate football but still go along to games to deliberately cause trouble and ruin them for everybody else. Bloody referees.
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03-10-2011 19:57 by @clarkysj
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Q: So just how much cocaine DID Charlie Sheen have last week? A: Enough to kill Two and a Half Men.
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03-10-2011 19:36 by Shellie
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looking for this guy named Lent...everybody keeps giving him things that I'm gonna need for my Charlie Sheen Holloween costume...
thinking why do all main disney channel or nickolodeon stars become singers when most cant even sing!?
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03-10-2011 19:03
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I can usually figure out many parties I've been to lately by counting the extra lighters I woke up with in my pocket.
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03-10-2011 18:53 by ptv
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