Funny Status Messages and Tweets
Funny Status Messages for Facebook, Discord, and Whatsapp and funny tweets for Twitter.
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happy 4/20 ......smoke it if you got it
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04-20-2015 02:05 by Eddy
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You British Fu*k no one cares about soccer
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02-04-2014 02:14
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So boxing was Zimmerman's hobby? Yet he let some teenager who was 15 or whatever years younger than him maul him to the point where he screamed like a little girl and had to shoot him? Ok.
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02-05-2014 13:00
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Our Father who art in Chicago. Hockey be thy name. Thy will be done, the Cup will be won, on the ice as well as in the stands.
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06-06-2013 19:53
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DONALD TRUMP proving that you don't need to be poor to be white trash.
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11-25-2015 13:07
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getting Jiggy with it!
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03-02-2009 17:28
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If your parents ever call you a liar, just say "Tooth Fairy, Easter Bunny and Santa". Then walk away like a BOSS!
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11-15-2011 20:29
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A vampire goes into a bar and asks for boiling water. The barman says "I thought you only drank blood?" The vampire pulls out a used tampon and says "I'm making tea".
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05-19-2011 14:12 by Weeble
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Women are like alarm clocks. They won't shut up until you hit them.
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08-16-2013 09:43 by fadolo
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Corvette....Helping men compensate for small wieners since 1953.
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07-13-2013 09:34
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I would worship God, even if there's no Heaven.
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08-22-2013 02:13
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Iphones, so people know you're a douche bag with out having to say it
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09-08-2012 15:37
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Big girls dont cry (They eat)
7 things I look for in a girl: Beautiful Intelligent Gentle Thoughtful Innocent Trustworthy Sensible. ;)
The Only Difference Between My Car, And Yours Is Mine Did'nt Come Here On A Boat.
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12-26-2011 14:57
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Beyonce gave birth by a C-section? Guess she didn't want her thing stretched out
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01-09-2012 11:09
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July 4th is the perfect day to get rid of your spouse.....with the fireworks bangs..no one will hear a couple of shots:)
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07-04-2012 23:23
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During fireworks is the best time to shoot someone.
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08-18-2015 22:55
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Out of the 20 richest women in the world, only one did not inherit their money from their husband or father!
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10-09-2013 01:33
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puts the fun in funeral
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12-03-2009 11:48 by trini
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