Funny Status Message #57451
X says A vampire goes into a bar and asks for boiling water. The barman says "I thought you only drank blood?" The vampire pulls out a used tampon and says "I'm making tea".
Save as Image
- Related Status Messages:
- # 15854 A vampire goes into a pub and asks 4 boiling water. The barman says "I thought you only drank blood?" The vampire pulls out a used tampon and says "Im making tea"
- # 171801 When cooking for a date for the first time I use plenty of garlic so we can get the whole "vampire/not a vampire" question out of the way.
- # 147656 Turns out, pounding a wooden stake through a vampire's heart works even if the guy's not a vampire.
Comments (0)
Comments with offensive language will be automatically deleted within 24 hours. By Commenting, you agree to these terms.
Funny Facebook Statuses
Site Links
© 1999 - 2021 Tjshome.com
