Funny Status Message #147656

X Turns out, pounding a wooden stake through a vampire's heart works even if the guy's not a vampire.
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# 137285 Last night I think Count Dracula was following me or possibly just a guy in a vampire halloween costume either way, the wooden stake worked!

←Rate | 04-06-2014 20:55 by MWC

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