jackson Funny Status Messages

   I joke on Paula Deen being racisst but if she start a plantation with free food I'd be right there like Samuel L Jackson in Django.

   I have a sore throat, a headache and a dry cough. We all know what that means. I'm never buying weed from Alowishus Jackson again.

   wondering ... When Weird Al Yankovic dies, will they do a parody of Michael Jackson's memorial?

   says the show must go on...please move on...enough of michael jackson in my news feed...

   Heidi Montag + Micheal Jackson = Amy Winehouse.

   a guy at work has the whispering skills of Samuel L. Jackson.

   In honor of Michael Jackson's birthday, their family requests that all child actors wear their pants at "half-staff" today.

   Okay, Brand, Michael Jackson didn't come over to my house to use the bathroom. But his sister did!

   When I was younger I used to have a lot of patience, but now I'm like Michael Jackson's Doctor & I have no patients.

   McDonalds faces potential lawsuit over happy meal. It contends that serving toys with unhealthy food is predatory. Where was this group when Micheal Jackson was alive?

   Ladies please stop editing your pictures what if you go missing how are we going to find you you look like Janet Jackson on Facebook but in person you look like Freddie Jackson

   now knows what happened to Michael Jackson. South Africa made thousands of vuvuzela horns out of him.

   a fear of heights: Jackson Heights, Crown Heights, Washington Heights

   Al Sharpton and Jesse Jackson will be starring on everyone's TV sets very soon

   It's a real shame that Justin Bieber never got to attend a sleepover at Michael Jackson's house

   VUVUZELA the most despised and annoying musical PLASTIC device since Michael Jackson !

   Michael Jackson may be dead, but his dance moves live through rip-offs of Justin Bieber and Usher

   Congratulations to Michael Jackson on 4 years of sobriety!

   Michael Jackson gets to go to heaven because he was doing things the priest were doing.

   I just wish Justin Bieber was around when Michael Jackson was in his prime.