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An SEC football season without Steve Spurrier? Isn't that sort of like a Prom without acne?
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10-13-2015 09:43 by
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Hey girls,the best time to give a blowjob is when there's a football game on TV. It sounds like 50,000 people are cheering for you.
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10-12-2015 00:57 by
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Date a girl who watches football with you and lets you grab her ass during commercials.
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10-11-2015 11:17 by
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Let's cuddle, eat junk food and watch football.
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10-11-2015 11:12 by
Marshall the Great
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Everytime Kayne is caught smiling he has to be a cheerleader at a college football game!
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10-08-2015 00:02
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Football is on. I'll talk to you guys in February.
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09-14-2015 13:43
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Fantasy Football starts now. I'm sorry honey. I will talk to you after football season. Love you Jamie wallis
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09-10-2015 20:39
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Women that watch football are the real MVP.
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09-07-2015 14:09 by
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There's a dentist in Minnesota that kills lions and bears. There's a football team in Minnesota that can't beat lions or bears.
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08-01-2015 21:28
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If by big game hunter you mean "someone trying to find single game tickets to his favorite football team" then yes, I'm a big game hunter...
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07-30-2015 23:10
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Bruce/Caitlyn Jenner said that the wierdest thing about transforming into a woman is that he still likes watching football but he no longer really understands it.
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06-06-2015 09:52
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No bids on Jay Cutler autographed football at charity event. Because he didn't sign it Tom Brady. . .
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04-04-2015 19:12 by
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My favoritte thing that the caption of my high school varsity football team ever said to me was, "Would you like paper or plastic?"
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02-27-2015 14:09
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Just got back from a third world country - I got my box full of Seattle Seahawks 49th Superbowl champions shirt suckers...
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02-04-2015 19:12 by
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Johnny Football requests as much publicity as possible during his rehab.
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02-02-2015 18:54
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after 16 years of leaving the Patriots, Pete Carroll finally won a superbowl for them
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02-02-2015 17:31
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So there's a football game going on at the Katy Perry concert?
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02-01-2015 19:52
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i think the NFL may be getting close in over hyping the superbowl!
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01-31-2015 22:16 by
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Bet you I can throw this under inflated football over them mountains...
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01-30-2015 08:34 by
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I’m not going to judge you if you don't like football because of whatever moronic reason you think you have in your clueless head.
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01-26-2015 07:51 by
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