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   messageicon Jameis Winston will appear on the covers of both EA Sports "NCAA Football '14" AND "Grand Theft Crustacean."
←Rate | 04-30-2014 18:53 by doodlebug Comments (0)  

   messageicon If you take god out of religion, it's just a bunch of people hoping their favorite football team wins.
←Rate | 04-14-2014 13:47 Comments (0)  

   messageicon World: Hey check out this sport we made called football. America: *sips beer* Check out this other sport I just made called football.
←Rate | 04-02-2014 21:48 Comments (0)  

   messageicon I don’t know a lot, but I know Facebook is as helpful as a football bat.
←Rate | 03-29-2014 12:50 by Scot Comments (0)  

   messageicon I live by my father's motto: "Life is a football game. Try to fall asleep in the first quarter and complain if anyone shuts off the TV."
←Rate | 03-01-2014 09:57 by andrew jackson Comments (0)  

   messageicon Depression usually creeps in at the end of the football season, but this year I'll keep myself happy by viewing the highlights of Peyton Manning expressions!
←Rate | 02-04-2014 14:59 Comments (0)  

   messageicon I would like to see a soccer player play real football and a real football player play soccer and see who cries first.
←Rate | 02-04-2014 10:34 Comments (0)  

   messageicon jeezo ya thick tit, can ya not make the connection between american football and rugby?? ya eejit....
←Rate | 02-04-2014 02:05 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Here in London we play football with our feet and we wear helmets when riding bikes
←Rate | 02-03-2014 23:24 Comments (0)  

   messageicon I get it, American football was made after Americans realised they sucked at rugby.
←Rate | 02-03-2014 14:27 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Explain this egomaniac yanks, world champs? When its a NATIONAL league? Football when you use your hands? instead of follow up highlights its who had the best commercial? Pathetic overconsumption unhappy society.
←Rate | 02-03-2014 09:57 by Justfacts Comments (1)  

   messageicon Damn Yankies and their football. Who plays football using hands anyways? Girls maybe.
←Rate | 02-03-2014 00:50 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Let me know when these lame american football jokes are over. Soccer > American Football.
←Rate | 02-02-2014 23:54 Comments (0)  

   messageicon "This was the best football game I've ever seen!" -Guy who's never seen a football game.
←Rate | 02-02-2014 22:50 by andrew jackson Comments (0)  

   messageicon the stanley cup > a silver football
←Rate | 02-02-2014 22:13 Comments (0)  

   messageicon The best part of this superbowl tonight was Facebook and Instagram!
←Rate | 02-02-2014 21:57 by Jitney Comments (0)  

   messageicon The Broncos should just sit on the sidelines and watch the Superbowl for the commercials like the rest of us.
←Rate | 02-02-2014 20:54 by svaldez187 Comments (0)  

   messageicon I was discussing NFL football with a friend when he asked ‘When was the last time the Redskins had a decent season?’ I replied ‘I think it was 1491, the year before Columbus discovered America.’
←Rate | 02-01-2014 12:21 Comments (0)  

   messageicon We get it, ESPN. The superbowl will be cold, you don't have to remind us every 5 minutes.
←Rate | 01-27-2014 16:46 Comments (0)  

   messageicon If on Superbowl Sunday, The Broncos win,, I'll shave my chest hair and glue it to the top of my head,,, If they don't, I'll wait till the day after.
←Rate | 01-20-2014 13:56 by snotty Comments (0)  

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