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   messageicon when I think of a selfie, I'm not sure it's the same thing you're thinking of
←Rate | 11-20-2013 13:49 by smeebert Comments (0)  


   messageicon I hate it when someone text me to call them, then when you call they never answer
←Rate | 08-12-2010 00:35 by smeebert Comments (0)  


   messageicon Russia is going to the moon, we can't even get to the next state with the price of gas
←Rate | 02-04-2012 21:45 by smeebert Comments (0)  


   messageicon We should feed tuna fish mayonnaise, thereby saving a step in the sandwich making process
←Rate | 10-13-2011 21:51 by smeebert Comments (0)  


   messageicon Dennis rodman is the Jane Fonda of this generation
←Rate | 03-15-2013 20:36 by Smeebert Comments (0)  


   messageicon making "fruitcakes" out of stuff I find under my sofa cushions
←Rate | 12-08-2010 19:48 by smeebert Comments (0)  


   messageicon 20 years from now, some adults are going to say they grew up on the “bad part of town,” meaning there was no 4G in that area
←Rate | 12-31-2013 13:19 by smeebert Comments (0)  


   messageicon I told you a million times do not exaggerate!
←Rate | 07-28-2014 09:49 by smeebert Comments (0)  


   messageicon I hope daylight savings time hasn't thrown you off your schedule of doing nothing
←Rate | 03-11-2012 16:47 by smeebert Comments (0)  


   messageicon BBQ rule: no drama goes on at my BBQ, if your'e in a fight with your mate don't come, if you just broke up and want to talk about it call a family member, BBQs are for FUN only
←Rate | 06-01-2011 20:00 by smeebert Comments (0)  


   messageicon Celebrities of old had talent and class! Why then are the likes of the Kardashians and Hiltons considered celebrities when they have neither?
←Rate | 08-20-2011 12:35 by smeebert Comments (0)  


   messageicon hors d'oevures now there is a word that snooty people like to use regularly, most of us just say "snacks" and we survive the holidays just fine.
←Rate | 12-28-2011 01:21 by smeebert Comments (0)  


   messageicon 11 was quite a popular number. Next year it'll be all about 12
←Rate | 11-12-2011 04:36 by smeebert Comments (0)  


   messageicon I hate those idiots with those bright halogen lights that are blinding, at least they can see my one finger salute
←Rate | 10-06-2012 11:02 by Smeebert Comments (0)  


   messageicon To the Maverick detective - Jim Rockford, RIP James Garner
←Rate | 07-20-2014 10:35 by smeebert Comments (0)  


   messageicon In memory of 9/11 I am teaching my kids the pledge of allegiance like everyone was taught when I was a kid
←Rate | 09-11-2011 02:14 by smeebert Comments (0)  


   messageicon Son when I was young there was no wheels on suitcases, we carried them wherever we went.
←Rate | 04-29-2012 22:12 by smeebert Comments (0)  


   messageicon Last night I got so drunk I blacked out for two hours, but then I realized I’d just put my hoodie on backwards
←Rate | 03-16-2014 23:59 by smeebert Comments (0)  


   messageicon Kate plus eight is being cancelled, I think we can all together say eight times....thank God!
←Rate | 08-15-2011 23:34 by smeebert Comments (0)  


   messageicon still wonders why my friends in high school all had those plastic film containers and no one owned a camera?
←Rate | 09-02-2013 19:56 by smeebert Comments (0)  



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