love Funny Status Messages

   ~ Love is not the dying moan of a distant violin, it's the triumphant twang of a bedspring.~

   Happy Valentines Day baby, just to prove my love to you I am going to take you to Red Lobster today for lunch and let you get appetizers and shiattt

   Happy run out and spend money you don't have on things you wouldn't otherwise buy to prove you love someone who if they need things bought for them to prove you love them probably shows they don't truly love you anyway day!

   HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY! May your day be filled with joy and love. Then tomorrow you can go back to hating each other's guts!

   I love to eat Bran Flakes in the morning. I guess i'm just a regular girl.

   Dear Today, thank you for trying. I'm glad you're almost over. Love, X

   STRESS:- The bodies natural physiological response to restraining oneself from strangling the living s#$t of someone who really deserves it. ahhhh gotta love my job!!! lol

   Honk if you love Jesus. Text while driving if you want to see Him soon.

   Girls are like phones. We love to be held, talked too but if you press the wrong button you'll be disconnected!

   ahh young Love. Full of promise, full of hope. Ignorant of reality

   Love is blind. Hate is deaf. You'd think Stupid would be mute but I keep on talking.

   , if love isn't a game then why are there so many players?

   A man falls in love through his eyes, a woman through her ears.

   has heard that love makes the world go round... but so does tequila!

   Note to self: Stop writing yourself notes. Love, X

   Today's Quote "Not every flower can say love, but a rose does. Not every plant can survive thirst, but a cactus does. Not every retard can read... but look at you go!

   .not every flower can say love, but a rose did. Not every plant can survive thirst, but a cactus did. Not every retard can read, but look at you go!

   Well another gold for Canada in hockey. Gotta love it! You americans played a good game but this was our night. But you americans don't need to feel bad, one of your teams will probily be bringing home the Stanley Cup, so it kinda evens out.

   I think it's cute to see the Canuckians and Yanks argue. Admit it,you both love this rivalry. You'd share a Labatts and a Bud anyday.Congrats, Canada but it was close.

   I love the idea of Canada and America sitting down for a bud and a labatts. While we're at it we should have some apple pie and some poutine. America and Canada are like two brothers. We may argue alot but in the end we're family. Hey america. you ROCK!