Funny Status Messages and Tweets
Funny Status Messages for Facebook, Discord, and Whatsapp and funny tweets for Twitter.
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I may be crazy, but I'm not, "Of course I'd lease an office in the new One World Trade Center" crazy.
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03-05-2017 12:39 by Mick
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Fun Things to Cry Out during Sex : "Oooh" "Eeeh" "Oooh" "Ahhh, Ahhh" "Ting" "Tang" "Walla Walla Bing Bang"
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03-06-2017 16:11
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Devin Nunes wants a closed interview of all the top microwave manufacturers.
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03-24-2017 20:29
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Women used to throw their underwear at Elvis Presley. If he were alive today, they'd be throwing their Depends.
Seriously… The Chick-fil-A drive-through workers could’ve counted these votes by now… and they’d give you a “my pleasure!“ while doing it. 😐
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11-06-2020 10:51 by ScottyGay
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I know some surfer chicks who started a prostitution ring. They call themselves the Wavy Lays.
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12-24-2020 14:50 by Fazzy
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It’s always the same old story. I meet a woman, things are going great, then my puppet starts screaming
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03-08-2021 08:43
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Corned beef and cabbage this.
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03-17-2021 11:04
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Kayne West says slavery was a choice for the blacks. Yeah, Kanye is real normal alright.
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05-01-2018 20:59
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Space ISIS is coming after us!
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08-20-2018 07:45
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There are 3 unwritten rules fop a good life. #1.........................#2........................ #3.........................
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09-07-2018 06:17 by Haha
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In another stunning reversal, Trump announced today that the chocolate cake he was served while bombing Syria was "average, at best."
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04-14-2017 11:38
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Kim Jong Un is fat! It's not because it runs in his family. He's fat because nobody runs in his family.
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07-09-2017 15:36
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I didn't know why everyone was making such a big deal about LGBT. I've been putting guacamole on my BLT for a long time now. I have now problems with it.
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08-08-2017 11:05
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Why are there so many old, retired men in church? They're cramming for the final.
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09-29-2017 13:45
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Reading red meat is bad for you so i'm giving up reading
America: Diet coke, large pizzas.
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07-02-2016 15:46
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What's so bad about the Zika virus anyway? Some people like a little head.
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08-01-2016 09:30 by Mickey
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Usain Bolt is the world's fastest man, but if they had a sex olympics my husband would be in the hunt for the title.
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08-14-2016 21:56
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Jimmy Fallon is boring.
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08-30-2016 14:30
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