Funny Status Messages and Tweets
Funny Status Messages for Facebook, Discord, and Whatsapp and funny tweets for Twitter.
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trying to decide if I has an attitude problem today, or not.
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06-03-2010 19:49 by CJ
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's mum wouldn't buy the excuse, so he/she offered it to her at half price!
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06-07-2010 08:11 by bleh
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Blessed are those who can give without remembering and take without forgetting
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06-09-2010 10:04
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My Girlfriend says I have a way with words..the WRONG way.
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06-11-2010 18:09 by Joser
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I'm not saying she's easy, but even a claustrophobic person would be okay inside her.
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04-03-2017 21:03
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The pollen count is so high math labs are busy trying to turn their math back in to Benadryl
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04-17-2017 12:00 by Mr E
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i put my phone on plane mode and then it kicked my ass!
Does Octomom still have those 6 kids.
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05-22-2017 07:30
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The IKEA #Covfefe organizer clips onto the lid of the toilet seat and holds a cell phone, diet Pepsi, and a plate of .
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05-31-2017 19:48 by snotty
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If you looked up the word "modest" in the dictionary, you would see a picture of me.
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06-09-2017 11:57 by Cicci
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A certain duck who does not wear pants was questioned, but was seen signing autographs at the time.
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06-10-2017 22:52
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Hug her from behind but keep an eye out for her husband.
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07-05-2017 02:10
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Its so hot in my apartment,Satan called asking if its for sale!lol
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07-10-2017 02:14
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I just saw a digital radio going for super cheap on EBay because it's stuck on full volume.
Can't turn that down!
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08-04-2017 21:12 by RD
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During my vacation, I learned alot about my self. The main thing I learned was, not to take another vacation.
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08-27-2017 21:36 by Jake
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Before you go driving thru flood water, remember water made the Grand Canyon.
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09-01-2017 00:41
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I am curently baking the air in here @400° because I am not turning the heat on yet!
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09-10-2017 14:07 by JohnY
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I hope old Hugh went out with a bang.
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09-29-2017 10:05
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The only reason I picked up that copy of Playboy was to read Hugh Hefner's Obit.....What Pictures???
Kim: Honey, I haven’t heard your name in the news for over a week! Quick, say or do something stupid! Kanye: Hold my beer...
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04-26-2018 15:13
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