Funny Status Messages and Tweets
Funny Status Messages for Facebook, Discord, and Whatsapp and funny tweets for Twitter.
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Does Octomom still have those 6 kids.
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05-22-2017 07:30
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The IKEA #Covfefe organizer clips onto the lid of the toilet seat and holds a cell phone, diet Pepsi, and a plate of .
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05-31-2017 19:48 by snotty
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If you looked up the word "modest" in the dictionary, you would see a picture of me.
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06-09-2017 11:57 by Cicci
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A certain duck who does not wear pants was questioned, but was seen signing autographs at the time.
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06-10-2017 22:52
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Hug her from behind but keep an eye out for her husband.
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07-05-2017 02:10
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Its so hot in my apartment,Satan called asking if its for sale!lol
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07-10-2017 02:14
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I just saw a digital radio going for super cheap on EBay because it's stuck on full volume.
Can't turn that down!
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08-04-2017 21:12 by RD
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During my vacation, I learned alot about my self. The main thing I learned was, not to take another vacation.
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08-27-2017 21:36 by Jake
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Before you go driving thru flood water, remember water made the Grand Canyon.
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09-01-2017 00:41
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I am curently baking the air in here @400° because I am not turning the heat on yet!
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09-10-2017 14:07 by JohnY
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I hope old Hugh went out with a bang.
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09-29-2017 10:05
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The only reason I picked up that copy of Playboy was to read Hugh Hefner's Obit.....What Pictures???
I'm "When I get a haircut I think she cuts more hair off my ears and eyebrows than my head" years old.
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12-19-2019 05:41
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That black cat had more yards the. Jason Witten 🤪❤️
Hand dryers in restrooms are just drying your washed hands with doodoo air...
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11-25-2019 14:03
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I think I could be a pretty good boxer as long as the other guy isn't allowed to hit me.
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01-21-2020 10:31
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If you want to know what cereal you don't have ask one of the kids what they want for breakfast.
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01-25-2020 07:09
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Scarface: SAY HELLO TO MY LITTLE FREN me: hi Danny Devito: well hello there
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03-03-2020 17:33
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Daylight Saving Time arrives tomorrow. Gimme a break. Know what? I give it 8 months.
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03-07-2020 06:26 by Fazzy
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I got an air fryer because it's healthier. Of course along with my air fried pork chops I had 5 lbs of mashed potatoes with a stick of butter and a Key Lime Pie for dessert.
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03-08-2020 13:37 by Fazzy
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