Funny Status Messages and Tweets
Funny Status Messages for Facebook, Discord, and Whatsapp and funny tweets for Twitter.
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thinks Donald Trump needs to produce a birth certificate for that thing living on his head.
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04-28-2011 09:16
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My neighbor is having such a hard time, he was divorced 2 months ago and then broke his wrist this week- I told him look at the bright side, now you can change your relationship from single to its complicated
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04-28-2011 08:52 by SEAN
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People who have high and unnecessary attitudes deserve the standing ovation of my tallest finger !!!!!!!
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04-28-2011 07:36
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Social Security checks are go paperless. Cause if the is something senior citizens are good at it's online banking.
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04-28-2011 07:34 by otis
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Royal Wedding.. Hmmm..... Wonder whether they will have this Fuss bout big wedding when Justin Beiber decides to get married with the guy of his choice???
Looking forward my BIG day tomorrow... Wait it's not mine but it has been drilled into my head for the past 6 months!
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04-28-2011 05:47 by Winning!
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Today I saw two of my Facebook friends join a group called "I hold my boobs when I run down the stairs"
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04-28-2011 05:40
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If you ever cause me to go to jail, I will slap the soap out of your hands...
No, you didn't get me. If you did, I would be screaming in pain, unconcious or dead!
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04-28-2011 02:50
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so who wants to take bets on a William and Kate sex tape scandal by the end of the year?
That awkward moment when your teacher is helping someone with their work, and her ass is in your face
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04-28-2011 00:50 by Usucknoob
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We all know Obama isn't a natural born citizen, but did they have to send the obnoxious guy with the ferret on his head to tackle this issue?
Dear Scissors, I feel your pain.....no one wants to run with me either. Sincerely, Sarah Palin
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04-27-2011 23:07
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Dear 2010, So I hear the best rapper is white and the president is black? WTF happened?! Sincerely, 1985
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04-27-2011 23:05
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Since the damn world is ending in 2012, I've decided to buy everything at places with a "Don't pay until 2013" plan.
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04-27-2011 23:00 by BEGO
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Imac, i-pad, i-phone, i-pod, i-tab………. and finally i-bankrupt :(
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04-27-2011 22:43 by zd
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FACT: The richest man on the planet is a mexican!
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04-27-2011 22:36
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thinks Mr. Trump should ask a more important question next time around like... "Where is Osama Bin Laden?" or better yet, I'm waiting for Obama to ask Trump if his hair is real and to prove it! JUST SAYIN'
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04-27-2011 22:21
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Im sure the bachelor party for this royal wedding crap was insane and there were lots of strippers!! But if you think about it, its kinda creepy. Could you imagine "making it rain" all over the strippers with your grandmothers face on it...
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04-27-2011 21:38 by DooDoo
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Predict how many offseason NFL injuries will there be. Come on, take a stab at it.
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04-27-2011 20:31 by Marymc
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