zd Funny Status Messages

   I don't need a certain number of friends, just a number of friends I can be certain of.

   Just when I'm about to bang the girl of my dreams....I wake up.......everytime

   Q: What did the blonde name her pet zebra? A: Spot.

   A woman in your arms, is worth two on the Net.

   Imac, i-pad, i-phone, i-pod, i-tab………. and finally i-bankrupt :(