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Funny Status Messages for Facebook, Discord, and Whatsapp and funny tweets for Twitter.
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noticed that on the same night Obama was ordering the Navy to kill bin laden, his potential opponent in 2012, Donald Trump, was busy firing Playmate of the Month Hope Dworaczyk........
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05-03-2011 19:53
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apparently on NBC, first word of bin Laden's death pre-empted the final few minutes of Sunday's East Coast airing of the Trump-hosted reality show, Celebrity Apprentice. "This begs the question: How do we kill bin Laden again NEXT Sunday?"
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05-03-2011 19:52
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Marc Savard, Sidney Crosby and now Osama Bin Laden when are these head shots going to end?!
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05-03-2011 19:42
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According to ABC news the mission to assassinate Osama Bin Laden was carried out by a unit so secret their existence cannot be verified....THE A-TEAM IS BACK!
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05-03-2011 19:31
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I think Osama will be the next Megatron
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05-03-2011 19:16
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Enjoying a new drink called the bin laden. 2 shots and a splash of water
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05-03-2011 19:15
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Damn Osama! First the Seals..........now the sharks!
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05-03-2011 19:14
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I really hope Osama didnt have a twin brother! ......#worried
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05-03-2011 19:12
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looks like Bin Laden's episode of Cribs didn't go that well
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05-03-2011 18:04 by levon
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I just read where the SEAL team that popped Bin Laden was based in Virginia Beach. So his big surprise at the end wasn't 72 virgins, it was 24 Virginians. Adios you ahole. Tell Saddan we send our regards and save a spot at the table for Gaddafi.
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05-03-2011 17:09 by RedDog58
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Wow, I bet Bin Laden wishes he never completed his Census Form....
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05-03-2011 16:51 by @Mr_APL
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Best part about the death of bin Laden... It got the media to shut up about the stupid Royal Wedding.
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05-03-2011 16:25
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Be honest with yourself, deep down inside, is there anyone of us that doesn't desperately want to be "dead last"?
In his last act of terrorism, Osama Bin Laden is blowing up my facebook newsfeed.
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05-03-2011 15:46 by BEGO
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And then it hit me... For years we have had the "#2", "drop a deuce", "talk to a man about a dog" and "drop the kids off at the pool"... Now I proudly introduce... "Hey guys, brb... I gotta go bury a Bin Laden."
I just spilled an entire glass of water on myself. Saddest wet t-shirt contest ever. Good news is... I won!
Food for thought: The guy that wanted to destroy Western civilization, lived in a mansion, near a golf course, drank both Coke and Pepsi products while urging his followers to blow themselves up. No word yet on what was on his iPod.
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05-03-2011 15:27 by Van
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It's a dog eat dog world...In case you didn't realize before hand...I eat puppies for breakfast.
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05-03-2011 15:06
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✓ Adolf Hitler, ✓ Saddam Hussein, ✓ Osama Bin Laden, ☐ Mother-In-Law
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05-03-2011 14:43 by JF
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I had a thought......Maybe instead of defunding Sesame Street, we should defund Pakistan. F them losers!!
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05-03-2011 13:39 by Bill
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