Funny Status Messages and Tweets
Funny Status Messages for Facebook, Discord, and Whatsapp and funny tweets for Twitter.
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catching flies and turning them into crawls
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10-23-2010 15:30
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anything not related to elephant is IRRelephant
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10-31-2010 09:11 by darsh
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Q: Are you tired of this sillyass Q & A game everyone is doing? A: Yes I wish that they would $hit and fall back in it.
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11-16-2010 22:14 by Kods
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If all those psychics know the winning lottery numbers,why are they still working??
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11-21-2010 18:19
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I've just been given a six month suspension from football. I caught an opponent with a tackle and broke both his legs... I admit the tackle was a bit late, he was getting into his car at the time.
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11-24-2010 19:38
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X says Karma is like 69.....you get what you give....:)
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11-26-2010 07:10 by Granted7
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Really needs a nap, I guess I will pop "Eat, Pray, Love" back in the blu-ray, should be out in seconds!
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12-04-2010 12:33
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making home made dynamite is so much fun
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04-04-2010 16:39
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finds it quite ironic how "Lame-O" is ironically probalby the lamest insult ever invented.
''Viva La Rasa''..what the hell have I just said!
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04-26-2010 03:22
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whats the main difference between a vacuum cleaner and a harley davidson? The position of the dirtbag
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04-28-2010 00:53 by Breno
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If I was a pirate, instead of having a stupid hook for one hand, I'd upgrade to some cooler attachments, like a blender, maybe a small cannon, some hedge trimmers etc.
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04-30-2010 11:46 by jg
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law of averages:The average woman would rather have beauty than brains because the average man can see better than he can think.
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05-02-2010 06:05 by abel254
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hideing from "knuckles" the bookie, damn you Sugar Shane!
not illiterate...my parents were married!
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06-17-2010 09:21 by joycey
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enjoying deleting friends on Father's Day. I'm pretending I'm disowning my children.
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06-20-2010 07:18 by Leeferd
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would like to take all of the warning labels off everything toxic and weed out the stupid people in my life
If we could shrink the earth's population to a village of precisely 100 people, with all the existing human ratios remaining the same, it would look similar to this: 57 Asians; 21 Europeans; 14 from the Western Hemisphere; 8 Africans; 52 would be female;
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02-03-2010 11:41
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putting his left foot in and taking his left foot out - but he is NOT doing the hokie pokie, he's killing roaches...
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02-04-2010 12:50 by Super Joe
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I say, when life gives you a lemon, wing it right back and add some lemons of your own!
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02-05-2010 21:37 by joe fool
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