Funny Status Messages and Tweets
Funny Status Messages for Facebook, Discord, and Whatsapp and funny tweets for Twitter.
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I don't know about you guys, but I think last nights season premier of Ferguson was pretty good.
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03-12-2015 08:33
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n't it funny that 60 years ago, the British Empire took over half the World and any people who protested were shot immediately...yet, now they can't control a bunch of rioters in their own Country?
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08-10-2011 14:18 by UK Down
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You know your drunk when you get home from the bar, then grab and throw your hamster yelling "go pikachu!"
a little upset that someone from Jackass went and died off camera.
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06-20-2011 15:52
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I'm glad that McDonalds doesn't sell hotdogs, I could never order a "McWeiner" with a serious face.
heads or tails? Heads you give me some tail. Tails you give me some head.
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05-15-2011 17:25
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Men are like scratch off tickets..... they usually end up being losers!!
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01-20-2010 12:50
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This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 30 dog, seconds dog! ... Now read without the word dog.
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07-15-2010 08:05
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rony: In some places you’ll have to take the vaccine in order to watch the new Matrix movie coming out.
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09-21-2021 19:22
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What happened to the good ole days… Like when Britney Spears would shave her head!
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10-16-2009 12:37
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Fun fact: if you leave a bag of lettuce in the fridge long enough, it will turn into brown soup.
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11-17-2009 00:36
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It's 420. I don't even smoke weed...That's my credit score...
How do deaf people know if someone is screaming or yawning?
What is a wedding tragedy?. . . To marry a man for love, and then find out he has no money!!
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04-26-2010 04:40 by DA
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Drama haters are the biggest drama makers !
NFL= National Flag League
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11-07-2010 19:40 by mhenry
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Would you rather win a hundred billion dollars today and get paralyzed tomorrow or just get life in jail with a man rapist? Up for the money.... Down for jail....
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11-10-2010 11:24
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it costs 50 Cent to buy 2Pac's of Eminems...which is Ludacris!
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11-23-2010 12:59
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its kinda hard for a gay guy to go to prison... what are you gonna scare him with?
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01-24-2010 22:38
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I swear FB. Your making me think my computer is all messed up. lol. How is this better than before? Your gonna make me start my own damn company...
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02-08-2010 22:57
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