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I think It's funny that my mom has figured out how to tag me in pics he upload to Facebook but the clock on his VCR has been wrong since 1987.
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10-13-2010 15:40 by
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I thought I saw a two headed turtle once, but it turned out he was just having a sh!.
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10-16-2010 18:50 by
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Humpty-Dumpty was pushed!
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10-16-2010 22:28
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Love is a piano dropped from a fourth story window, and you were in the wrong place at the wrong time.
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10-21-2010 10:18
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My parents were very patriotic disciplinarians: they laid stripes and I saw stars.
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04-13-2010 00:09 by
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found out they sell Universal Remotes at Wal*Mart... I cant believe power like that is available to just anyone! Crazy!
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04-22-2010 17:57 by
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I fell out of my chair. This might take a while!
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04-24-2010 01:30 by
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I almost forgot that I had cheated on my diet Then I found that darned crumb in my bra.
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04-28-2010 14:16 by
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I no longer fear hell -- I've worked in Retail.
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05-05-2010 08:59
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She didn't make me pay before she gave me service........... So I paid her in Trident Layers.........
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05-19-2010 19:54
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Women: Can't live with them, can't bury them in the back yard without the neighbors seeing....
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05-25-2010 19:23 by
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Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.
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05-26-2010 19:45 by
Joser
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coming out of the closet. I was playing hide & seek.
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06-06-2010 15:59
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All these years I thought cuddling meant holding her head while she bows you.
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12-02-2013 06:57 by
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Just got home and found all the doors and windows open everything gone! What kind of person does that to someones Advent calender?
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12-14-2013 03:56 by
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I have this great midnight snack it's called, what do I think my roommate won't notice if I eat the edges off of
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12-20-2013 09:48 by
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If you thought your parents were strict, I was toilet trained at gunpoint.
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12-28-2013 09:01
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Humor is a great way to get a girl into your bed but handcuffs is the best way to keep her there.
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12-31-2013 10:43
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While chasing flies in my kitchen with a fly swatter, I have come to realise that some flies are more clever than some humans I know.
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01-11-2014 07:51
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Stay away from gangs, kids. You don't wanna end up playing a cop on TV.
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01-17-2014 11:41 by
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