Funny Status Messages and Tweets
Funny Status Messages for Facebook, Discord, and Whatsapp and funny tweets for Twitter.
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Its amazing how many of Darwin's biggest obstacles are allowed the privelage to drive on our roadways in this day in age.
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04-29-2010 17:02
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I kind of had a moment like that kid whose mom took away his WII, except I didn't try to shove a remote control up my own a$$
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05-06-2010 03:18 by paulb808
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not sure we're using this internet thingy properly. He just Googled 'Partridge Family Theme Song Lyrics' and got 97,000 pages that had them. Seriously? He thinks one page is quite enough. Maybe 2, for a backup in case one goes down.
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05-14-2010 10:48
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I had a hard time believing a movie called Furry Vegeance was a family movie...I thought it was a movie about a woman scorned.....boy was I wrong!
It doesn't value to play ,except you play to the end
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06-11-2010 06:35
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Hell hath no fury like . . . the lawyer of a woman scorned!!
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06-15-2010 09:48
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"Being divorced is like being hit by a Mack truck. If you live through it, you start looking very carefully to the right and to the left."
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06-15-2010 14:07
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Taking it to the streets, Welcome To the Revolution. God Bless America.
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08-24-2010 22:12 by BBach
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i wanna grow up to be like Steve Stifler
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08-28-2010 09:41
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wants a Web redemption
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09-04-2010 12:25
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Some people live life in the fast lane. You're in oncoming traffic.
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09-11-2010 19:27
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I guess the foot's on the other hand now, isn't it Kramer?
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09-26-2010 09:41
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outside of all the killing, washington has the lowest crime rate in the country
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09-27-2010 12:02
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You know you have way too many Facebook friends and need to clean up your act when you search through your friends for someone named "Taffy" and it gives you choices.
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10-01-2010 21:07
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The closest to perfection a person ever comes is when they fill out a job application.
the only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
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07-22-2010 19:34
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I tried the Facebook Friend Finder and it showed me all the people who deleted me, I think its a tad bit faulty or should be renamed!
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07-22-2010 20:38
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thinks it's not that the man did not know how to juggle, he just didn't have the balls to do it.
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07-27-2010 01:24
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If the world really was going to end in 2012, the bankers would find some way to "stall" it....they ain't going to let people get away with not paying their 25 year mortgages.
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07-30-2010 10:54 by collin
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If your password is "password" then that is not the only thing I know about you.
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07-30-2010 14:52
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