Funny Status Messages and Tweets

   Meaning of Internet fagget according To urban dictonary last I checked is Someone that acts Tough on internet sites but cant back any thing in real life

   But what was he doing the first one who subscribed to Facebook?

   People spend their entire lives waiting for their ship to arrive, not realizing that they are in fact standing in an airport

   wondering what idiot put a silent "t" in the word "listen"?

   Heroine killed the curiosity cat.....

   just watched World Cup Highlights of all the goals scored. That's 43 seconds of my life I will never get back!

   I bet you're one of those people who take speed limit signs seriously.

   once read a book about anti-gravity. I just couldn't put it down.

   We're no strangers to love you know the rules and so do I a full commitments what I'm thinking of you wouldn't get this from any other guy I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling gotta make you understand never gonna give you up HAPPY FRIDAY THE 13TH!

   ....Nick Cannon still mum on Mariah pregnancy. They're obviously waiting to make sure she doesn't have a bigger miscarriage than “Glitter.”

   Life aint nothing but a hide and go seek with death!!

   hates facebook! you ever go to click on someones name in chat n they log off.

   Police found the device in a smoking Nissan Pathfinder. Thank God it was a Nissan. If it had been a Toyota, you know it would have blown up.

   Please! You're only older than me because your parents decided to have unprotected sex before mine did. At least mine didn't make a mistake that night.

   I'd be more willing to cuddle with my Wife after sex if she'd be more willing to high-five after sex.

   I hate getting wet...it always makes little animals pop out of my bac!

   I was thinking about becoming an atheist, but I thought screw it, you don't get any holidays.

   I have found that if you love life... life will love you back

   I'm an optimist and Windows 8 will be my idea.

   the last great run by a bronco was in 1994