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I wonder if chickens ever wake up feeling foul?
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08-30-2012 11:59
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I printed your status on toilet paper so I can wipe my ass with it.
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10-23-2012 09:42 by
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I wonder if drug dealers do black Friday lol ...weed and crack 20% off
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11-22-2012 23:26 by
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Why can't I be like the other guys that I know, and just be happy with an ugiy f@t girl?
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02-21-2013 09:14 by
Choot Choot
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I eat every meal like I'm going to be deported to Ethopia the next day or something.
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03-03-2013 14:23
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News break the waking dead is on, so I will update everyone every commercial break-Get a life
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03-03-2013 21:12 by
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I wonder if the new popemobile will be a low rider??
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03-26-2013 13:36
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What's this g-mail? I just got used to e-mail. And why did they skip f-mail?
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06-25-2013 14:25 by
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COCAINE IS NATURE'S CAPS LOCK
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06-29-2013 23:37 by
HiYourJon
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Here is a joke for all of the mind readers out there....
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07-27-2013 16:17 by
equaloppjoker
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George Lucas loves himself some dark chocolate.
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08-12-2013 14:59
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My girl brought me breakfast in bed, I slowly turned to her and said, ?What are you doing out of the Kitchen??
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08-14-2013 18:43 by
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"Doc, I feel grouchy and my head turns 360 degrees."... "Hmm,, Sounds like Irritable owl syndrome".. Doc prescribes a Tootsie pop...
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08-25-2013 06:48 by
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This woman blowing me at the glory hole forgot to shave.
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12-27-2012 08:54
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My friend said, "Dude, i'm drunk, call me a cab." I handed him a beer and said, "You're a cab." (true story)
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12-29-2012 13:19 by
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Fast food restaurants are being forced to do away with their "Play Places" because it has become too expensive to employ the army of Structural Engineers required to keep up with the skyrocketing weight of today's children.
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09-02-2012 21:37 by
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wondering why hockey players are gotta be so effin' greedy!! Enough already.....
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09-24-2012 17:18
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What is gray and comes in quarts,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,an elephant
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07-21-2012 21:08
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Guys, when Adele goes "I heard that your dreams came true Guess she gave you things, I couldn't give to you" was it an@l? I bet it was an@l.
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08-18-2012 14:30
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Remember ladies, you can be anything you want, like a Doctor's nurse, a lawyer's clerk or the President of the US………..Shoppers Association.
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