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Can we all just agree to ignore whatever comes after Blue ray? I don't want to have to restart my collection.
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06-15-2011 02:39 by
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While driving yesterday I saw a banana peel in the road and instinctively swerved to avoid it…thanks Mario Kart.
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06-15-2011 02:36 by
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How many times is it appropriate to say “What?” before you just nod and smile because you still didn't hear what they said?
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06-15-2011 02:34 by
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The only rime I look forward to a red light is when I'm trying to finish sendkng a text.
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06-15-2011 02:33 by
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Word of warning...never sneeze while eating powder donuts and driving all at the same time, it plays hell trying see thru the spray on the windshield!
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06-15-2011 01:00
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DMV kicked Lebron James out of the organ donor program for having NO HEART......
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06-15-2011 00:52 by
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Somebody just texted me saying..what does IDK mean? And I replied I don't know, she said OMG nobody knows!!
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06-15-2011 00:01 by
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You want to know who's amazing and got that cutest smile ever? Read the first word again :D
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06-15-2011 00:00
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Why does my leg hurt after falling asleep? is it pissed off because I woke it up? It needs to be glad I am just waking it up and not cutting it off.
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06-14-2011 23:21
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Dear iPhone, Please stop spellchecking all of my rude words into nice words. You piece of shutSincerely, Every iPhone User .
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06-14-2011 22:40 by
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Dear Trash, At least you get picked up...Sincerely, The Girls of Jersey Shore
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06-14-2011 22:37 by
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just bought this book called "What Men Think About Besides Sex and Money"...... It's 500 Blank Pages...... :-/
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06-14-2011 22:00
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Pretty words aren't always true & true words aren't always pretty.
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06-14-2011 21:33 by
Surge Yarmolyuk
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that happy feeling you get when you see your bus coming.
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06-14-2011 21:33
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The only people that don't make mistakes are those that aren't doing anything
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06-14-2011 20:45
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Just once I want to see a marathon winner cross the finish line and immediately fire up a cigarette.
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06-14-2011 20:35 by
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This girl in the street yelled to me "OMG!! Your so hot! I want you!!" Its true. You can ask Brad Pitt he was right behind me.
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06-14-2011 20:10 by
Surge Yarmolyuk
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What goes around comes around. That's what people say. So all the pain you caused me will come back to you someday.
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06-14-2011 20:04 by
Surge Yarmolyuk
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wonders if makers of Raisin Bran and Grape Nuts ever get "Post" traumatic stress...
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06-14-2011 20:02
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Our attitude toward life determines life's attitude towards us.
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06-14-2011 19:51 by
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