Funny Status Messages and Tweets
Funny Status Messages for Facebook, Discord, and Whatsapp and funny tweets for Twitter.
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Dave Coulier's wedding turns into a full house of I don't give a F#Ck. . . . . .
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07-03-2014 19:44 by JAB
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3-year-old conversion factor: 1 chicken strip = 1/2 bottle of ketchup
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07-10-2014 20:25 by snotty
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If you need to cancel your service with Comcast, I suggest getting Liam Neeson to handle it
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07-23-2014 00:42
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If there's a wrong way, I'll find it
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07-27-2014 12:47
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I am sorry I had to UNLIKE all your pics after my girlfriend read me the riot act.
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08-06-2014 14:20
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Yes men, you CAN fold a washcloth the wrong way.
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09-16-2014 18:52
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I knew the struggle was real when I had to use a straw to get every last drop out of the whiskey bottle.
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09-18-2014 15:02
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*runs down the street to catch up to ice cream truck* hey are you guys hiring
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09-30-2014 13:26
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Some people have obsession with destruction.
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02-17-2014 22:24
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Honestly,, I don't think I can stomach stomach stomach stomach any more cow jokes
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03-05-2014 19:29 by snotty
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Trust me on this one. Ever notice when first meeting a woman the first thing she does is size up a mans crotch. . .
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03-10-2014 21:01 by JAB
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Warm weather brings all the crackheads out.
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03-12-2014 13:49
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Women have 2 guys in their life.. The one they are screwing, and the one they should be screwing.
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03-13-2014 18:19
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A good man is really hard to find.. When all you're looking for are the bad ones.
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03-19-2014 02:20 by Jcow1den
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Tell me about your day honey - Newlyweds
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03-31-2014 09:56
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Can't we just agree that disagreeing is what we agree on?
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03-31-2014 11:13 by snotty
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My girlfriend and I were having sex so loud we woke up the whole house. My wife was furious.
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04-05-2014 14:01
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What insensitive jerk called it a "lisp" and not a "lithp"?
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04-22-2014 12:28
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The race is not always to the swift nor the battle to the stong, but that's the way to bet.
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05-21-2014 11:00
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Have you seen the infomercial for the hair removal thingy called, "NO-NO"? No wonder there haven't been any recent Bigfoot sightings!!!
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05-31-2014 17:00 by SteveOH
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