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I think this lunatic POTUS just needs to get laid. Can someone convince a Melania to take on for the Country?
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03-29-2017 11:38
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Mabee someone shoulda gave christina one of those wristbands the quarterbacks use and wrote the lyrics on it.
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02-08-2011 08:49 by
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waiting for Charlie Sheen to start jumping on the chair/couch and start going nuts like Tom Cruise did on Oprah!!!!!!
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03-01-2011 22:34 by
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Damnit, I have eaten all my popcorn and the movie has not even started.
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08-17-2011 04:42
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expecting the unexpected...so now the unexpected is expected thus, I am expecting the expected.. unexpectedly. ..
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08-21-2011 00:24
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..... That was no earthquake in DC ......... that was a warning shot!!!!
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08-23-2011 20:08
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When I put sea salt on fish, I wonder if they may already know each other.
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09-06-2011 21:02
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what the Woman really mean Do you like this recipe? = It's easy to fix, so you'd better get used to it
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06-01-2011 15:34
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I've just finished writing an epic new film series about dyslexic vampires. It's called the Twiglet Saga.
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06-02-2011 13:34 by
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lovin' this cold front of 93* its better than tha temp we been havin 103*...sincerely Alabama
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06-04-2011 12:31
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I'd rather play the adult only version of "Duct Duct Tape" if you know what I mean. ;0)
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03-27-2011 09:25
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HAPPY 420 JOKERS SMOKERS AND MIDNIGHT TOKERS!
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04-20-2011 02:46
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I feel duped. I went to a march of dimes event, and I didn't see a single damn dime marching.
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04-26-2011 22:18
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I like to go into diners and quietly start conversations with strangers about eggs and the apocalypse.
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05-14-2011 20:57
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Sooooo this midget walks into a bar....well a bicycle rack....
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05-16-2011 12:48 by
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Everybody wear a Facebook t-shirt and FlashMob 8am at MySpace HQ when Tom gets to work. Be there!
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06-27-2011 18:53
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at walmart and apparently didnt get the memo for wife beater(uundershirt) day
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06-30-2011 10:38 by
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Still haven't figured out how to inflate a balloon with farts. Still no way I'm gonna stop trying.
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07-29-2011 13:31 by
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The grass IS greener on the other side, but the gardener does not always show up.
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08-05-2011 19:21 by
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Today was a good day. The mailman delivered my Billy Ocean cassette. Now I have finally fulfilled my Columbia House commitment.
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09-11-2011 22:33 by
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