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how can I possibly be expected to tolerate living with the gender that doesn't know a thing about the spread offense.
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07-08-2010 02:43 by
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I'm not crazy, but the voices in my head might be.
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07-10-2010 22:23
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The Netherlands known for "total footbal" more like "brutal football"!
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07-11-2010 18:35
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These days a little bragging by saying, "I'm the bomb!!" might cause a stampede
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07-14-2010 08:01
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I know I'm not the sharpest knife in the crayon box.
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07-29-2010 01:25
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Just hanging out in Washington DC. Anybody need any government while I'm out here?
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08-08-2010 15:37
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I find elevator music to be very uplifting. Unless I'm going down.
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08-17-2010 12:23
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Some people find themselves spending more time on their ex's FB page more then they spent time on their ex period.
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08-18-2010 14:10 by
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My mother inlaw standing in front of a mirror: "I feel fat and ugly." . Me to make her feel better: "Well at lease your eye sight is good."
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01-24-2019 14:17 by
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Hey everyone. Remember to leave out a riffle and some Budweiser, this 4th of July eve, or Kid Rock won't bring you any fireworks.
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07-03-2019 14:45
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Dude seriously drew his own own projected hurrican lines like a third grader changing a F into a B on his report card.
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09-04-2019 23:42
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If you think that the Kendall Jenner commercial is the worst thing Pepsi ever created, let me remind you that Pepsi also makes Mountain Dew.
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04-10-2017 11:58
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I promise you it wasn't special treatment. McDonald's makes me wait for my fries every damn time. Nice try playing the hero and all.
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04-18-2017 16:27 by
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Bars are opening early Thursday. Russian vodka shots 1/2 price....
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06-07-2017 20:07
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If I were gay Mike Pence would scare me more than Trump...
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11-09-2016 15:25
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Whoever came up with the slogan Diamonds are Forever, obviously never had herpes.
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02-11-2017 21:11 by
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Chicks with nice b( . )( . )bs always seem to say the right things.
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03-03-2017 12:27
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Jeff Sessions said marijuana is only slightly less awful than heroin, which is like saying chocolate is only a bit better than the holocaust.
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03-19-2017 16:17
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trump must be very frustrated that congress is full of people with principles that care about Americans. It makes it harder for him to improve America for the richest and whitest Americans at the expense of everyone else.
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03-25-2017 10:56
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I guess I missed the chapter in "The Art of the Deal" about getting rejected by the Freedom Caucus.
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