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masticating in a crowded restaurant.
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02-05-2010 12:24 by
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Today's Tip: Be kind to your fellow man....remember to courtesy flush.
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03-17-2010 07:48
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wearing his traditional Irish none-derwear!
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03-17-2010 13:37 by
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not Danny Phantom but if a girl says she is pregnant then he is going ghost
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06-30-2010 22:28
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how can I possibly be expected to tolerate living with the gender that doesn't know a thing about the spread offense.
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07-08-2010 02:43 by
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I'm not crazy, but the voices in my head might be.
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07-10-2010 22:23
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The Netherlands known for "total footbal" more like "brutal football"!
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07-11-2010 18:35
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These days a little bragging by saying, "I'm the bomb!!" might cause a stampede
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07-14-2010 08:01
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I know I'm not the sharpest knife in the crayon box.
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07-29-2010 01:25
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Just hanging out in Washington DC. Anybody need any government while I'm out here?
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08-08-2010 15:37
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I find elevator music to be very uplifting. Unless I'm going down.
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08-17-2010 12:23
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Some people find themselves spending more time on their ex's FB page more then they spent time on their ex period.
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08-18-2010 14:10 by
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If you don't see Snowden as a hero please unfriend me,. Save me the trouble of finding out later that your just effin sheep of the media.
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06-25-2016 09:34
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The FBI recommends no charges be filed against Hillary Clinton. My next question is, when will Donald Trump be indicted and for what?
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07-10-2016 05:14
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I've been thinking about this all morning. "Sir, why did you shoot me?" "I don't know." This is insanity. #CharlesKinsey
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07-21-2016 14:59
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Most Mexicans affectionately refer to Donald Trump as "El Piñata."
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09-02-2016 15:14
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I have paid Tim Kaine to jack off my dog for entertainment purposes as recent as March of 2016
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10-14-2016 20:44
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My mother inlaw standing in front of a mirror: "I feel fat and ugly." . Me to make her feel better: "Well at lease your eye sight is good."
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01-24-2019 14:17 by
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Hey everyone. Remember to leave out a riffle and some Budweiser, this 4th of July eve, or Kid Rock won't bring you any fireworks.
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07-03-2019 14:45
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Dude seriously drew his own own projected hurrican lines like a third grader changing a F into a B on his report card.
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09-04-2019 23:42
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