Funny Status Messages and Tweets
Funny Status Messages for Facebook, Discord, and Whatsapp and funny tweets for Twitter.
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What is the difference between sin and shame? It's a sin to stick it in, and it's a shame to take it out.
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03-23-2011 13:46
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EGYPTIAN LIBERATION PARTY TONIGHT @ THE SPHINX..EVERYBODY GETS LAID!!! Sponsored by Girls Gone Nile'd
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02-13-2011 00:18
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New course now available at Trump University! The Art Of The Deal: Step 1) Bargain. 2) Fail. 3) Give up. 4) Blame others. 5) Go golfing.
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03-27-2017 13:33
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3.67 billion Women in the world and I just had to make my own sandwich! :(
I like my women like I like my milk. White and fat free
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07-13-2010 03:04 by russell k
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it "poon tang", or "poontang"? I'm trying to update my Christian Mingle profile.
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08-15-2013 18:19 by Bobby
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Question of the day: Do people eat Tide Pods because Trump is president, or is Trump president because people are dumb enough to eat Tide Pods?
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01-22-2018 16:46
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WORD OF THE DAY: OBAMA. As in: I bought a 12 pack of beer and drank it OBAMA self.
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08-26-2011 06:59
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Statistics show that 1 in 20 of us live next door to a convicted pedophile. Not me though, I live next to two stunning 12 year olds.
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11-05-2011 17:53 by g0re
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Marriage should have an expression date!
The three stages of a relationship: 1. xoxo, 2. xxx & 3. ex
When I'm on my death bed, I want my last words to be "Left rS. 10million in the..."
I filed a lawsuit against Nabisco for blatant racism. I opened up a box of premium saltines and every one of them was a cracker.
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03-27-2011 04:04
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if you listen very carefuly you can hear Monday sharpen her claws in the distance
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12-10-2010 10:20
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never a follower......that's what 'Twits' are for.
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07-24-2009 18:09 by Danmanz
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thinks scare-crows should get Nobel prizes because they are out standing in their field
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10-15-2009 04:05
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Midgets smell different things in crowded elevators.
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10-25-2009 08:33
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Miami Heat are a big bunch of cry babies... LeBron is a douche. THEY SUCK!!
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12-18-2013 22:05
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What if you just started licking the dentists fingers while they were in your mouth...
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11-02-2013 22:15 by BEGO
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Hey, did you know that Bruce...."He goes by Caitlyn now."... Ugh,,, fine. Did you know that Caitlyn Wayne is Batman?
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09-21-2015 18:53 by snotty
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