Funny Status Messages and Tweets
Funny Status Messages for Facebook, Discord, and Whatsapp and funny tweets for Twitter.
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DNA Tests today confirmed danny devito is arnolds love child..
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05-27-2011 12:02
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I have more friends on Facebook then I do for real
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06-26-2011 00:33
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Women beg for love wit sex and guys beg for sex wit love.
If you didn't have all this money, I'd still love you..and miss you very much.
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07-15-2011 10:52
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Life and Wife are two words that rhyme, but if you have one, you can't have the other!
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07-31-2011 16:02 by BAD GUY
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decided to go on a Light Diet....whenever there's light...I eat.
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03-10-2011 13:25 by mullerman
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texting Buffy her next victim...EDWARD
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02-04-2011 15:22
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so far, this is the oldest I've ever been
There's a reminder on my calendar for tomorrow that inexplicably just says "LEOPARD". This has been bothering me all month.
Love doesn't cost a thing... except tears, a broken heart, wasted time, and half ur sh!t.
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09-21-2011 03:24 by bb
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They always say never work with animals or kids, this is especially true in porn. :/
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10-11-2011 11:26
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so who wants to take bets on a William and Kate sex tape scandal by the end of the year?
I nominate everyone for the vodka bucket challenge.
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08-24-2014 06:43
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Spiders - because men need to feel useful.
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09-30-2013 07:43
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Ever thrown a cat into a swimming pool? Same thing happens when you think a woman is mad and ask “are you mad?”
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10-09-2013 11:58
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Eat a banana lengthwise if you don't want anyone to sit by you.
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10-21-2013 19:56 by snotty
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There's no such thing as a straight guy with a bedazzled cellphone.
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11-13-2013 08:13
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We live in a world of smart phones and dumb people!
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11-14-2013 03:49 by samir83
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"Christmas" Trees $5.00 per ft...."Holiday" Trees $20 per ft......Merry Christmas!
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12-08-2013 17:03
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All those exercise videos are worthless, I bought and watch them over and over and not lost one lb
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01-12-2014 13:30 by MWC
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