Funny Status Messages and Tweets
Funny Status Messages for Facebook, Discord, and Whatsapp and funny tweets for Twitter.
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Lady Gaga preaching abstinence is like Lindsay Lohan preaching sobriety or Kermit the Frog preaching about your finger not smelling like pork.
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04-23-2010 15:03
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Dear Santa .all I want for Xmas is ur naughty list.
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12-07-2010 08:00
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With a tv rating of 31.6 million. Average yard per pass was 31.6 yards and total yards was 316. Id say tebow is on to something. Dont believe those stats. Look it up.....
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01-09-2012 22:16 by todd38120
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I think the guy that misspelled "Ghost" actually wanted to write "Goat's soap"
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04-27-2012 15:29
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You never realize what you have till it's gone. Toilet paper is a good example.
This valentines I'm getting my gf a dozen marijuana plants,better then roses right.!!
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02-08-2012 15:16
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When LeBron James gets a mosquito bite, he looks around for a ref.
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06-10-2012 09:01
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Single women are the reason women are single
Change your FB profile picture to a hot pin up model/actress from whenever. The goal is not to see an ugly face on Facebook until December 7th. Support those that aren't getting any.
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12-03-2010 12:26
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Why the hell didn't the Hamburglar ever steal and eat Mayor McCheese? I mean he was, after all, an ENORMOUS burger.
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08-26-2009 22:38
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Trump has the same problem with the wall as he does in the bedroom ... he can't get it up.
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02-07-2017 09:36
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God talked to J ews like 500 times in the Old Testament, and not one warning about the Nazis.
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06-07-2013 13:57 by Baddie
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Then Satan spake and said, "He who is full of sin, let him cast the last stone."
If Obama was the answer it must have been a stupid question!!
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12-30-2010 18:06 by lol
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Aren't they Middle-Age Mutant Ninja Turtles now?
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03-18-2023 06:01
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Bush tried, & failed. Clinton tried, & failed Obama tried, & succeeded. The moral of this is... If you want someone dead, hire a black man!
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05-02-2011 16:19
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I can’t believe it’s already bank collapse season… I still have my train derailment decorations up.
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03-14-2023 05:48
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That uneasy moment when you realise Facebook has made more CHANGES than OBAMA.
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
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05-02-2010 02:39 by paulb808
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DON'T put a question mark where GOD has put a period. ;)
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09-08-2010 15:42
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