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I'll bet 9 out of 10 of you guys here have no pants on.
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06-08-2013 14:26 by
Baddie
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I just found 20 dollars! I guess good things do happen to bad people!
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12-17-2012 16:05 by
Joseph Robert
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There's a special place in he'll for autocorrect
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12-23-2012 08:22 by
Kisstopher
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Im gonna try to lose weight with this new chinese diet, eat all you can... using one chopstick
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01-01-2013 19:45
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Making snow angels & writing Ron Paul underneath because people need to know the truth
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01-04-2013 23:21 by
gay Jeffrey
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hate when I just get home and can't sleep cuz it's too bright out!
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01-26-2013 07:14
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early reports of an earthquake in LA turned out to just be Kim Kardashian dropping a deuce...
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01-29-2013 12:56
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my favorite part of waking up is calculating how long until I get to go back to sleep...
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02-02-2013 08:44
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some people see the glass half full. Others see it half empty. I see a glass that's twice as big as it needs to be.
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02-05-2013 17:30 by
Prince Shawn
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I don't drink no more. I don't drink no less, either...
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09-06-2012 18:44
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Am I the only one who wonders if the term "dipsh*t" came from a fondue party gone horribly awry?
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09-12-2012 15:57 by
Marshall the Great
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Ouija boards were the first touchscreens
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09-16-2012 03:05
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Women could be hiding unicorns in female restrooms and we would never know.
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09-17-2012 01:26
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I am so tired of doing things with other women that aren't you.
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09-19-2012 10:11
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I saw a couple kissing, giggling, happy, being all lovey dovey with each other while I sat next to them alone. I threw up on them...accidentally
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09-23-2012 10:29 by
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I wonder how many of you were conceived at an orgy?
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09-30-2012 15:34
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I hear Justin Bieber's live vomit is much better than his studio vomit...
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10-03-2012 16:13 by
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Benedict XVI won't even be able to sell his hat on eBay. He's closed his papal account...
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02-11-2013 13:43 by
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I went to an All You Can Eat buffet. It was $10.00. The guy acted all annoyed when I asked him what they had for $20.00.
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02-20-2013 14:37 by
Mick Da Quick
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Ladies, check your man's balls for lumps...you could save a life.
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02-22-2013 12:32
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