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I’m sorry I don’t meet your expectations but I think you should give me some credit for excelling at disappointing you.
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12-04-2013 07:36
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This bottle of Jack Daniels and I are gonna need a do not disturb sign and a safe word tonight.
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12-12-2013 12:41 by
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Don't get mad... get weed.
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12-13-2013 01:31
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Nothing shows more Christmas spirit then then Egypt, and Sudan they keep sending each other cars- that blow up! Merry Christmas You Filthy Animal!
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12-27-2013 09:46 by
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If there is a hell, I already know that I'm going there. So at this point of my life, it's really go big or go home.
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01-28-2014 07:12 by
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Have you ever walked into a room after a gay 0rgy? That's how your breath smells in the morning
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01-29-2014 23:47
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Just bought the new book set "Understanding Women" the simplified version. it's 14 volumes with over 876 pages per volume.
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01-31-2014 17:01 by
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Every since we got a Handicap permit, It's like everybody got one and I can't never find Handicap parking Now.
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01-31-2014 17:28 by
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This Taco Bell breakfast taste like I don't get paid till Friday.
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12-02-2014 08:11 by
Ro
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Started my post-Thanksgiving cleanse and I just coughed up several feathers and a pecan pie.
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12-02-2014 11:48 by
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A woman says she is on her period, gets 123 likes.. As a man, I do not understand this.
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12-28-2014 20:21
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2015 and I still can't believe it's not butter!
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01-01-2015 12:40 by
Baddie
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I've survived enough awkward high-fives to know they're not worth the risk
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01-11-2015 21:02 by
Zinc
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Bet you I can throw this under inflated football over them mountains...
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01-30-2015 08:34 by
jw12ems
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Imagine sex with me. Too late. It's over.
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02-01-2015 10:17
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50 Shades of Gray - A canine biography
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02-11-2015 08:21
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I don't get how people get eaten by sharks....I mean how do they not hear the music?
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02-18-2015 10:37
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How do YOU know your baby doesn't like my second hand smoke? It can't even talk yet.
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03-20-2015 15:11
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Mark Zuckerburg owns Instagram, Facebook and Whatsapp. All he needs now is Twitter then he owns all of our little secrets.
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02-20-2014 04:20 by
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I love You Tube. You can look up everthing. It's Google the Movie musical
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02-24-2014 21:56 by
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