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Had a wonderful drive last night with my super model girlfriend as the wind blew through her hair doing 125mph in my Lamborghini convertible on the way to my Monte Carlo Villa until the garbage truck outside woke me up.
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11-18-2018 13:35
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If you touch your phone in all the right places a pizza will arrive at your door.
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12-18-2018 10:09 by
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Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. Yes is the answer.
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02-16-2019 18:00
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Πr² ? No. Pie are round. Brownie are square.
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03-14-2019 11:32
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I think tomorrow I'll put on a T-Shirt that says "LIFE" and then go downtown and pass out lemons.
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04-19-2019 08:12
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my dr says to eat a piece of meat no bigger than the palm of my hand...good thing the Big Mac is stacked
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07-30-2019 19:59 by
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I wrote a song called, "For Crying Out Loud, It's Cold Outside!" It's about me and my wife arguing over the thermostat setting.
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12-24-2019 05:13 by
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It's Father's Day not FARTHERS DAY Ladies
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06-20-2016 00:42 by
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I'm going to spread this all over your moist cupcake. ~ Baker sext
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06-24-2016 12:45
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I just ordered this awesome t-shirt: "I participated in the Brexit vote and all I got was this lousy t-shirt." Hmmm. Too soon.
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06-25-2016 00:48
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Did you know people writing 1700's on all their checks was a problem most Americans faced in 1800.
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06-26-2016 23:04
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Public Service Announcement: If you plan on using Illegal Fireworks this July 4th weekend .... Please remember to remove their Sombreros first.
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07-01-2016 19:06
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"On a scale of 9 to 10, how delicious are Trump's steaks?" -The one and only question asked to potential VP candidates by Trump's vetting team.
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07-07-2016 15:36
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Donald Trump promises to defend article 12 of the Constitution after confusing for bankruptcy chapters.
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07-08-2016 14:16
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Sure I don't trust CNN or Fox News but this new website I never heard of with your radical views, I'll believe your legitimacy.
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07-10-2016 19:16
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The Ghostbusters reboot has ruined more childhoods than the Catholic Church.
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07-12-2016 22:26
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The world is falling apart, yet there are m0r0ns chasing Pokemon characters all around town. Where's the comet already.
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07-14-2016 12:47
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BREAKING: Chris Christie endorses Hillary Clinton.
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07-16-2016 00:40
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Pikachu? Come to my backyard and get a Glockatchu!
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07-19-2016 08:45 by
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The "death tax" is obviously a big issue for non-millionaire people in Detroit who have no estate and also no safe drinking water.
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