Funny Status Messages and Tweets
Funny Status Messages for Facebook, Discord, and Whatsapp and funny tweets for Twitter.
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Obama is going to announce a new plan to get Americans back to work but it won't air until after Labor day.
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08-24-2011 00:28 by Oregon
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I'm not a Gynacologist, But i'll have a look.
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10-11-2011 16:23
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Casey Anthony turned up missing after being released from jail....Florida police plan on sending officers to investigate it----In 31 days.
With the way he supports them, I won't be surprised if Obama admits that he is also gay!
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05-12-2014 04:29
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BREAKING NEWS!! As a result of the tsunami that hit Hawaii, Barack Obama's birth certificate was finally FOUND... Washed up on shore!! ;)
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03-11-2011 14:59 by danonate
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Breaking news: Obama to hire George Zimmerman as the new director of Homeland security.
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07-14-2013 19:20
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By my calculations, the entire national debt could be retired, if the impeachment trial was Pay-Per-View. 🧐
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12-18-2018 12:47
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Astronaut: Houston, we have a problem. Houston: We have trump. You're better off up there.
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04-15-2017 02:25
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Did you know? Its impossible to say “Good Eye Might” without sounding Australian? LIKE if you tried :)
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04-12-2012 02:04
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Why don't blind people bungee jump? Because it scares the hell out of the dogs
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06-16-2011 20:24
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i know the world isnt going to end in 2012 cause my yogurt expires in 2013!
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02-11-2011 23:06
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A wise old man once told me, I'm a wise old man so I'm allowed to touch you in the bathing suit area. He taught me alot of things
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02-19-2010 11:26
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The sign said "eight items or less". So I changed my name to Les.
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09-07-2010 07:04 by JC
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once visited the Virgin Islands ... They are now called the Islands
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10-17-2009 16:01
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Exercise programme: Take one Weetabix. Take an Aero chocolate bar.Crumble the Aero over the Weetabix. Voila. Aerobix.
see my ex is now on facebook and is married with children. Well one man's trash is another man's recyclable.
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12-01-2010 12:38
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As long as the Doomsday Clock people are adjusting the clock for Trump, they should give it smaller hands.
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01-30-2017 09:44 by Blobama
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"Mommy, can we go visit grandpa in Washington this weekend?" "Barron, I've told you a hundred times that is your Daddy."
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03-31-2017 12:29
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I'm attending the next Trump rally because I love puppet shows.
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07-17-2018 21:07
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What's this? A building is on fire? Not to worry. I'll stop the fire with my thoughts and prayers.
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02-15-2018 12:00
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