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During the election Syria financialy supported 2 groups... 1SlS and the Clinton campaign.
Waiting for the release of the blockbuster sequel "The Art of the Lie."
Why would you trust your country to someone that you would not be willing to be alone in a room with your teenage daughter?
If Joseph was black. Mary: I’m pregnant… Joseph: It’s not mine. Mary: That’s what I’m trying to tell you.
I'm not a fan of Donald Trump, but I won't denigrate those who are....and for those that are Donald Trump fans, denigrate means to "put down."
Actualy, I'm dying for Trump to make it to the primary so we can see all the horrible things he says about each state he loses in one by one.
"We cannot change the cards we are dealt, just how we play the hand." -- Randy Pausch
16 and pregnant....white girls get their own show......Black girls go on Maury
Lady GaGa was born this way 8======D
My daughter has just taken two black guys up to her bedroom to study together. From the sounds of it they're getting every revision question right.
here, reminding all of you, obey gravity, it's the law.
had a dream I was stranded on a deserted island with Dracula and Nancy Pelosi. Pretty spooky! One is a evil being that is pale and will drain the life out of you.....And the other one's a vampire
If the CPA's are ok with your tax return, and the IRS is ok with your tax return, why is it so important for the LameStreamMedia to see your tax return? #WitchHunt #FakeNews #Haters
Osama Binladen.. comming soon to a beach near you...
Sept. 11th (NY) ... Jan. 11th (HAITI) ... March 11th (JAPAN) .... Luke 21:10-11 : How many times do I have to see this? Hey wingnuts, get your dates right before you post !! Google Haiti's earthquake and check out the date! 12 Jan 2010 ( NOT 11 Jan).
filling out an application for Obama's death panel. I would like to be a senior member of the panel when Pelosi's number is due.
We were not created! We evolved! Religion is for people who can't comprehend such a thing.
I got recognized once. It was at my friend's house. He was all, "Hey, you really should call first." So cool.
The iPhone 5 better be waterproof, fireproof, crack proof, dirt proof, bulletproof, and be able to charge itself and cook for me. 