Funny Status Messages for FacebookStatus message updates and sayings for your Facebook, Twitter, or profile.
X says 95% of People who say, "Study! Study! Study!" during finals week are actually reading...Too bad they don't realize Facebook is not actually a book.....
X says If it is zero degrees outside today and it is supposed to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold is it going to be?
X says Lohan who? I cant believe the news coverage being given to a spoiled 20-something yr old. Here are a few 20 yr-olds worth knowing about: Justin Allen 23, Brett Linley 29, Justus Bartett 27, This week they gave their lives serving out Country
X says You're so fake, Barbie is jealous
X says Some people would not be born if alcohol was never invented.
X For Mel Gibson, how does every black joke start? By looking over his shoulder
X I can't afford the shakeweight, but I wish there was another activity that I can apply the principles to...
X says A bread factory burned down over the weekend. No one was injured however the place is toast.
X says I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy
X says if at first you don't succeed, call it version 1
X is sometimes I feel like I'm fly tape for assholes
X I could never stay mad at you" actually means "cross me & I will drop you like an AT&T call."
X is pole dancin on a numba 2 pencil... IT'S FRIDAY!!!
X Easy Bake Oven - Teaching women their place for over 50 years
X says those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight.
X says teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool.
X Wondering if in the future, robots will have a dance called the human.
X Rick Astley asked me if he could borrow my collection of Pixar films."Okay," I said. "You can have Toy Story, Cars and Finding Nemo but I'm never gonna give you Up."
X Now that the well is capped, legal experts say criminal charges are likely to be filed over the Gulf oil spill. This means a BP executive could wind up in jail. Prison can be rough so I've got three words of advice: British. Petroleum. Jelly.
X I wouldn't need Facebook if there was a website that just told me whether or not my exes got fat.