Funny Status Messages for FacebookStatus message updates and sayings for your Facebook, Twitter, or profile.
X you know what works better than a rape whistle? a rape pistol.
X I'm not high maintenance, but rather precious cargo with lavish instruction for upkeep.
X says Every woman is wrong until she cries, and then she is right, instantly!
X If carrots are so good for the eyes, how come I see so many dead rabbits on the highway?
X says Why is there an expiration date on my sour cream container? :)
X says Why be difficult, when with a bit of effort, you can be impossible
X Avoid being late, just don't show up!
X Sometimes too much to drink isn't enough.
X says The meek shall inherit the earth.....after we're through with it.
X If I kick his sister in the jaw, will that circumcise a hillbilly?
X HATE: a SPECIAL KIND OF LOVE GIVEN TO PEOPLE WHO SUCK!
X is JESUS SAVES... He Passes It To Gretzky... Gretzky Shoots... He Scores!
X says God created Whiskey to keep the Irish from ruling the world.
X is looking for a Facebook petition for Betty White to host the Adult Film Star Awards
X says I'm not into working out. My philosophy: No pain. No pain.
X says Don't cry because it's over, smile because it happend.
X is The hardest thing you'll ever do is watch the one you love, love someone else.
X is I look at the moon, the moon is beautiful...I look at you.. I.. I... I'd rather look at the moon again.. ;)
X says Men will confess to treason, murder, arson, false teeth, or a wig. BUT How many of them will own up to where the f*ck they were last night????
X No one understand a bad hair day like I understand a bad hair day, I am currently rockin ruff and stuff with my afro puff!!!