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   messageicon Like a good neighbor state farm is there... With Osama bin laden.... Bam headshot. Thats how we found him
←Rate | 05-02-2011 11:58 by Kenny k Comments (0)  

   messageicon When will FOX realize that they are the only squares who spell it "Usama"..
←Rate | 05-02-2011 11:55 Comments (0)  

   messageicon The Brits are gonna be pissed, we just out did the Royal Wedding!
←Rate | 05-02-2011 11:42 by Chad Comments (0)  

   messageicon I hope all of Osama's 72 virgins look and sound like Justin Bieber!!
←Rate | 05-02-2011 11:40 by Wolf Comments (0)  

   messageicon I bet Bin laden now reqrets letting his Facebook "Check In" at his current location
←Rate | 05-02-2011 11:39 by CJ Comments (0)  

   messageicon if Osama really did believe that he was getting all those virgin's after death,.. umm.. then why the f*ck was he hiding for ten years?"
←Rate | 05-02-2011 11:33 by Dylan Bosch Comments (0)  

   messageicon I Propose Osama Be Buried Under The White House Lawn And A Memorial Stating That If You Mess With The Best You Die Like The Rest!
←Rate | 05-02-2011 11:23 by Mcdyver Comments (0)  

   messageicon He was suckled by hyenas and had only cobras for playmates and now he's in hell. Let's pose his bullet-holed head for a round-the-world-see-we-really-did-it photo op and get busy with the real business of America - planning our summer vacations!
←Rate | 05-02-2011 11:23 by punkie Comments (0)  

   messageicon osama is dead now the remaining is justin beiber
←Rate | 05-02-2011 11:23 Comments (0)  

   messageicon R.I.P. Osama Bin Laden - World Hide and Seek champion 2001-2011.
←Rate | 05-02-2011 11:21 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Bush paid 3.5 million to piss on his face
←Rate | 05-02-2011 11:20 Comments (0)  

   messageicon To all you Pro Obama people praising him for this deed.. I don't remeber Usama being anywhere near the Whitehouse when killed. That is where Obama was sleeping while this mission took place. It has also been said that the intel leading to his whereabouts
←Rate | 05-02-2011 11:12 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Bin Ladens last words " hey your Chuck Nor_____"
←Rate | 05-02-2011 11:01 by Bear Comments (0)  

   messageicon Yo Obama! I'm really happy for you, I'ma let you finish but Bush's hanging of Saddam was the best killing of all time. Of all time!!
←Rate | 05-02-2011 10:48 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Osama Bin Laden- World Hide and Seek Champion ( 2001-2011)
←Rate | 05-02-2011 10:47 Comments (0)  

   messageicon At least he saw the royal wedding...
←Rate | 05-02-2011 10:47 Comments (1)  

   messageicon What was the last thing to go throught Osama bin Laden's mind? An American Bullet!
←Rate | 05-02-2011 10:46 by smilingjackal Comments (0)  

   messageicon So much for President Obama's peace prize. Do you think they'll make him give the million back?
←Rate | 05-02-2011 10:46 by quirkysally Comments (0)  

   messageicon People are starting to question where you were born, Mr. President...we need something to distract them. How about killing off Bin Laden?
←Rate | 05-02-2011 10:45 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Yo Obama! I'm really happy for you and I'ma let you finish but Bush's hanging of Saddam was the best killing of all time! OF ALL TIME!!
←Rate | 05-02-2011 10:43 Comments (0)  

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