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X you know what works better than a rape whistle? a rape pistol.
←Rate | 05-12-2010 13:54 by Joser Comments (0)


X I'm not high maintenance, but rather precious cargo with lavish instruction for upkeep.
←Rate | 05-12-2010 13:54 by Joser Comments (0)


X says Every woman is wrong until she cries, and then she is right, instantly!
←Rate | 05-12-2010 12:54 by BigMoney901 Comments (0)


X If carrots are so good for the eyes, how come I see so many dead rabbits on the highway?
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X says Why is there an expiration date on my sour cream container? :)
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X says Why be difficult, when with a bit of effort, you can be impossible
←Rate | 05-12-2010 12:50 by Mduduzi Comments (0)


X Avoid being late, just don't show up!
←Rate | 05-12-2010 12:43 by Mduduzi Comments (0)


X Sometimes too much to drink isn't enough.
←Rate | 05-12-2010 12:43 Comments (0)


X says The meek shall inherit the earth.....after we're through with it.
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X If I kick his sister in the jaw, will that circumcise a hillbilly?
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X HATE: a SPECIAL KIND OF LOVE GIVEN TO PEOPLE WHO SUCK!
←Rate | 05-12-2010 12:16 Comments (0)


X is JESUS SAVES... He Passes It To Gretzky... Gretzky Shoots... He Scores!
←Rate | 05-12-2010 12:02 Comments (2)


X says God created Whiskey to keep the Irish from ruling the world.
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X is looking for a Facebook petition for Betty White to host the Adult Film Star Awards
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X says I'm not into working out. My philosophy: No pain. No pain.
←Rate | 05-12-2010 09:50 Comments (0)


X says Don't cry because it's over, smile because it happend.
←Rate | 05-12-2010 09:48 Comments (0)


X is The hardest thing you'll ever do is watch the one you love, love someone else.
←Rate | 05-12-2010 09:45 Comments (0)


X is I look at the moon, the moon is beautiful...I look at you.. I.. I... I'd rather look at the moon again.. ;)
←Rate | 05-12-2010 09:44 Comments (0)


X says Men will confess to treason, murder, arson, false teeth, or a wig. BUT How many of them will own up to where the f*ck they were last night????
←Rate | 05-12-2010 09:33 Comments (0)


X No one understand a bad hair day like I understand a bad hair day, I am currently rockin ruff and stuff with my afro puff!!!
←Rate | 05-12-2010 09:25 by ginger curtis Comments (0)


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