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X is Men want three qualities in wives: Economist in the kitchen, artist at home and devil in the bed. But they get an artist in kitchen, a devil at home and an economist in Bed.
←Rate | 04-19-2010 08:50 by Sumeet Comments (0)

X is 90% of married men cheat on their wives in the US.....the rest go to thailand
←Rate | 04-19-2010 08:41 by Sumeet Comments (0)

X is a little teapot short and stout, here is my handle here is my....other handle? Great! I've turned into a frickin' sugar bowl!!
←Rate | 04-19-2010 08:37 Comments (0)

X is While creating wives, God promised men that good & ideal wives will be found in all corners of the world and then he made the earth round!
←Rate | 04-19-2010 08:36 by Sumeet Comments (0)

X is Truth of life - Mother`s tears hit your heart and wife`s tears hit your pocket.
←Rate | 04-19-2010 08:01 by Sumeet Comments (0)

X says says Just finished the KFC double Down .... Whoever made this had to be STONED because no one sober could come up with something SO GOOD !!!
←Rate | 04-19-2010 07:45 Comments (1)

X is Justin Bieber to replace Miley Cyrus on Hannah Montana starting in 2011.
←Rate | 04-19-2010 07:24 Comments (0)

X is More than 72% of women lose their virginity while riding a bike on a bumpy road.
←Rate | 04-19-2010 07:24 Comments (0)

X is I'd swim the ocean for you... LOL, just kidding, there are sharks in there.
←Rate | 04-19-2010 07:05 Comments (0)

X is My haters only have one advantage over me, They can kiss my ass.. I can't
←Rate | 04-19-2010 07:04 Comments (0)

X is Don't worry if your job is small and your rewards are few. Remember the mighty oak was once a nut like you!
←Rate | 04-19-2010 05:57 Comments (0)

X Deal of the century: Iceland took billions of Euros from the EU, and instead of paying them back in cash, they are returning them with ASH.
←Rate | 04-19-2010 04:03 Comments (0)

X says According to legend, the only way to stop the volcano in Iceland is to sacrifice Lady Gaga and Britney Spears at same time.
←Rate | 04-19-2010 03:37 Comments (1)

X Remember, the next time Iceland says "pull my finger" ignore it
←Rate | 04-19-2010 02:38 by lemonpillow Comments (0)

X I'm not that big on Volcanic Ash... I'm more of a Volcanic boob man!
←Rate | 04-18-2010 23:53 by geez Comments (0)

X (O)ne (B)ig (A)ss (M)istake (A)merica
←Rate | 04-18-2010 23:39 Comments (1)

X this just in...authorities have photographic evidence of George Bush turning a huge Icelandic Volcano Valve in his back yard,,,,I knew it...
←Rate | 04-18-2010 23:05 by JG Comments (0)

X is My night and shining armor, ending up being a retard in tin foil;)
←Rate | 04-18-2010 23:02 by ANGELA Comments (0)

X is here for you...but not now I am playing video games.
←Rate | 04-18-2010 22:45 by awesomecat Comments (0)

X I like fat girls, they need lovin' too. Unfortunately most Guys won't repost this.
←Rate | 04-18-2010 22:43 by The FRED Comments (0)

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