Funny Status Messages for Facebook

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X is Men want three qualities in wives: Economist in the kitchen, artist at home and devil in the bed. But they get an artist in kitchen, a devil at home and an economist in Bed.

X is 90% of married men cheat on their wives in the US.....the rest go to thailand

X is a little teapot short and stout, here is my handle here is my....other handle? Great! I've turned into a frickin' sugar bowl!!

X is While creating wives, God promised men that good & ideal wives will be found in all corners of the world and then he made the earth round!

X is Truth of life - Mother`s tears hit your heart and wife`s tears hit your pocket.

X says says Just finished the KFC double Down .... Whoever made this had to be STONED because no one sober could come up with something SO GOOD !!!

X is Justin Bieber to replace Miley Cyrus on Hannah Montana starting in 2011.

X is More than 72% of women lose their virginity while riding a bike on a bumpy road.

X is I'd swim the ocean for you... LOL, just kidding, there are sharks in there.

X is My haters only have one advantage over me, They can kiss my ass.. I can't

X is Don't worry if your job is small and your rewards are few. Remember the mighty oak was once a nut like you!

X Deal of the century: Iceland took billions of Euros from the EU, and instead of paying them back in cash, they are returning them with ASH.

X says According to legend, the only way to stop the volcano in Iceland is to sacrifice Lady Gaga and Britney Spears at same time.

X Remember, the next time Iceland says "pull my finger" ignore it

X I'm not that big on Volcanic Ash... I'm more of a Volcanic boob man!

X (O)ne (B)ig (A)ss (M)istake (A)merica

X this just in...authorities have photographic evidence of George Bush turning a huge Icelandic Volcano Valve in his back yard,,,,I knew it...

X is My night and shining armor, ending up being a retard in tin foil;)

X is here for you...but not now I am playing video games.

X I like fat girls, they need lovin' too. Unfortunately most Guys won't repost this.