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   messageicon afros are comin back, thats cool......makes hiding easter eggs so much easier
←Rate | 04-05-2012 20:40 Comments (0)  

   messageicon My mother used to hide the eggs in the same place every Easter... the dairy section of our local supermarket.
←Rate | 04-08-2012 18:57 by flinnie Comments (2)  

   messageicon The day after Easter should be known as Egg Salad Monday.
←Rate | 04-06-2012 17:51 Comments (0)  

   messageicon I just saw the Easter Bunny buying Easter Grass and Rolling Papers at the corner store.
←Rate | 03-25-2013 23:08 by Timber Comments (0)  

   messageicon going to the Playboy mansion looking for the Easter Bunny!
←Rate | 04-04-2010 14:04 by Gnarleycharley Comments (0)  

   messageicon I saw a bald eagle carry away a bunny rabbit today, and I was like, "well, at least somebody gets to be held."
←Rate | 10-09-2016 04:15 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Easter this Sunday....The one day where I can say "I am putting all my EGGS in one basket!
←Rate | 04-17-2014 00:43 by oregon Comments (0)  

   messageicon Wishing all a Happy Easter, and hoping the Easter Bunny craps out a huge chocolate filled egg for you!-)
←Rate | 04-01-2010 12:39 Comments (0)  

   messageicon He came hopping out of nowhere... I nearly spilled my beer, while I was driving along texting with the radio cranked up. Suddenly, I seen a flash of gray followed up with a "thump-thump!" Anyway Happy Easter! Sorry if you didn't get anything, my bad.
←Rate | 03-27-2016 09:20 by MDS Comments (1)  

   messageicon hope it isnt wrong to put leftover Halloween candy in their Easter baskets.
←Rate | 04-20-2014 08:40 Comments (2)  

   messageicon Easter: The day Jesus slapped YOLO in the face.
←Rate | 03-28-2013 16:23 Comments (0)  

   messageicon no easter bunnies were harmed in the making of this status
←Rate | 04-03-2010 18:07 by michellesmith@live.ca Comments (0)  

   messageicon Did anyone else ever wonder why the Easter Bunny gave away chocolate eggs? Last I checked, bunnies don't lay eggs. What kind of sick new species is this?
←Rate | 04-23-2011 23:54 by BEGO Comments (0)  

   messageicon must of had the laziest Easter Bunny come over to the house. He didn't bother to color or cook any of the eggs...plus he hid them all in my fridge.
←Rate | 03-31-2013 20:48 by Salty Walrus Comments (0)  

   messageicon How many days prior to Easter is the correct time to post a silly status about the Easter Bunny coming??? ... asking for a friend.
←Rate | 03-27-2015 19:58 Comments (0)  

   messageicon I love biting the ears and heads off chocolate Easter bunnies.
←Rate | 04-23-2011 23:51 by BEGO Comments (0)  

   messageicon The after Easter prices of Cadbury Eggs and Peeps are one of life's simple but not quite free pleasures.
←Rate | 04-03-2013 19:40 Comments (0)  

   messageicon thinking about landscaping the back yard with fake Easter grass.
←Rate | 04-23-2011 18:46 by punkie Comments (0)  

   messageicon If someone says, "why do bad things happen to good people?" Tell them that only happened once in history --- and He volunteered. Happy Easter everyone.
←Rate | 04-21-2011 13:21 Comments (0)  

   messageicon hiding false teeth at the old folks home for the Easter hunt
←Rate | 03-19-2009 09:52 Comments (0)  

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