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   messageicon Prison football teams seam to have a difficult time finding a person qualified to play tight end.
←Rate | 10-30-2014 20:17 Comments (0)  


   messageicon If the N.F.L. cracked down on all the drug and alcohol abuse as well as spousal and child abuse watching football would remind me of golf.
←Rate | 09-16-2014 13:59 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Suddenly my prison fantasy football league just got real.
←Rate | 09-16-2014 10:50 by TallMtnMan Comments (0)  


   messageicon Anyone going to vegas? Put money on the Prison Football team to win it all!
←Rate | 09-15-2014 08:49 Comments (0)  


   messageicon My friends and I played fantasy football in high-school. No league, we just constantly thought about the cheerleaders.
←Rate | 08-19-2014 06:30 by andrew jackson Comments (0)  


   messageicon Bad luck last night USA, never mind, you'll do better in the American Football World Cup - oh, wait.......
←Rate | 07-02-2014 04:15 by Webbie Comments (1)  


   messageicon Sure, soccer is the worst thing ever but at least when some smug idiot tries to tell you "it's football" you can punch him without remorse.
←Rate | 06-25-2014 06:58 by andrew jackson Comments (0)  


   messageicon Soccer would probably be a lot more popular in the USA if they put cheerleaders on the sidelines, ran with a football, and scored touchdowns
←Rate | 06-22-2014 13:57 Comments (1)  


   messageicon from where I come from helmets are won by motorcyclists not football players
←Rate | 06-15-2014 02:15 Comments (1)  


   messageicon Jameis Winston did NOT steal those crab legs intentionally. He is so into football, that he felt sorry for the shellfish, and merely thought he would do the right thing by putting them on injured reserve.
←Rate | 05-01-2014 06:09 by Mick Comments (0)  


   messageicon Jameis Winston will appear on the covers of both EA Sports "NCAA Football '14" AND "Grand Theft Crustacean."
←Rate | 04-30-2014 18:53 by doodlebug Comments (0)  


   messageicon If you take god out of religion, it's just a bunch of people hoping their favorite football team wins.
←Rate | 04-14-2014 13:47 Comments (0)  


   messageicon World: Hey check out this sport we made called football. America: *sips beer* Check out this other sport I just made called football.
←Rate | 04-02-2014 21:48 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I don’t know a lot, but I know Facebook is as helpful as a football bat.
←Rate | 03-29-2014 12:50 by Scot Comments (0)  


   messageicon I live by my father's motto: "Life is a football game. Try to fall asleep in the first quarter and complain if anyone shuts off the TV."
←Rate | 03-01-2014 09:57 by andrew jackson Comments (0)  


   messageicon Depression usually creeps in at the end of the football season, but this year I'll keep myself happy by viewing the highlights of Peyton Manning expressions!
←Rate | 02-04-2014 14:59 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I would like to see a soccer player play real football and a real football player play soccer and see who cries first.
←Rate | 02-04-2014 10:34 Comments (0)  


   messageicon jeezo ya thick tit, can ya not make the connection between american football and rugby?? ya eejit....
←Rate | 02-04-2014 02:05 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Here in London we play football with our feet and we wear helmets when riding bikes
←Rate | 02-03-2014 23:24 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I get it, American football was made after Americans realised they sucked at rugby.
←Rate | 02-03-2014 14:27 Comments (0)  



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