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   messageicon after 16 years of leaving the Patriots, Pete Carroll finally won a superbowl for them
←Rate | 02-02-2015 17:31 Comments (0)  

   messageicon So there's a football game going on at the Katy Perry concert?
←Rate | 02-01-2015 19:52 Comments (0)  

   messageicon i think the NFL may be getting close in over hyping the superbowl!
←Rate | 01-31-2015 22:16 by flipphonescott Comments (0)  

   messageicon Bet you I can throw this under inflated football over them mountains...
←Rate | 01-30-2015 08:34 by jw12ems Comments (0)  

   messageicon I’m not going to judge you if you don't like football because of whatever moronic reason you think you have in your clueless head.
←Rate | 01-26-2015 07:51 by huck Comments (0)  

   messageicon What's the over/under on the football psi??
←Rate | 01-25-2015 22:01 Comments (0)  

   messageicon The Colts would of lost using a Nerf football. . .
←Rate | 01-19-2015 16:49 by JAB Comments (1)  

   messageicon If the Seahawks win the SuperBowl XLIX It'll be amazing how the world will not give a fcuk.
←Rate | 01-19-2015 13:12 Comments (0)  

   messageicon She lost me at, "I don't watch football."
←Rate | 01-04-2015 13:14 by Rollen Comments (0)  

   messageicon Analysts say Obama's new immigration plan will focus on deporting violent criminals. So, this could impact your fantasy football team.
←Rate | 11-21-2014 14:13 by Mark M Comments (0)  

   messageicon Prison football teams seam to have a difficult time finding a person qualified to play tight end.
←Rate | 10-30-2014 20:17 Comments (0)  

   messageicon If the N.F.L. cracked down on all the drug and alcohol abuse as well as spousal and child abuse watching football would remind me of golf.
←Rate | 09-16-2014 13:59 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Suddenly my prison fantasy football league just got real.
←Rate | 09-16-2014 10:50 by TallMtnMan Comments (0)  

   messageicon Anyone going to vegas? Put money on the Prison Football team to win it all!
←Rate | 09-15-2014 08:49 Comments (0)  

   messageicon My friends and I played fantasy football in high-school. No league, we just constantly thought about the cheerleaders.
←Rate | 08-19-2014 06:30 by andrew jackson Comments (0)  

   messageicon Bad luck last night USA, never mind, you'll do better in the American Football World Cup - oh, wait.......
←Rate | 07-02-2014 04:15 by Webbie Comments (1)  

   messageicon Sure, soccer is the worst thing ever but at least when some smug idiot tries to tell you "it's football" you can punch him without remorse.
←Rate | 06-25-2014 06:58 by andrew jackson Comments (0)  

   messageicon Soccer would probably be a lot more popular in the USA if they put cheerleaders on the sidelines, ran with a football, and scored touchdowns
←Rate | 06-22-2014 13:57 Comments (1)  

   messageicon from where I come from helmets are won by motorcyclists not football players
←Rate | 06-15-2014 02:15 Comments (1)  

   messageicon Jameis Winston did NOT steal those crab legs intentionally. He is so into football, that he felt sorry for the shellfish, and merely thought he would do the right thing by putting them on injured reserve.
←Rate | 05-01-2014 06:09 by Mick Comments (0)  

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