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   messageicon If you are voting for Donald Trump for President in 2016, raise your hand. Now slap yourself with it, you're an idiot.
←Rate | 03-12-2016 14:50 Comments (0)  

   messageicon I watched the news reports on what was going on in Chicago!!!! I had no idea Trump won the playoffs!!!!
←Rate | 03-12-2016 11:07 by Jerry Carter Comments (0)  

   messageicon Protestors successfully shut down a Trump rally...then they fire guns and start looting. That will only create more support for Trump you ignorant fool protestors.
←Rate | 03-12-2016 08:39 Comments (0)  

   messageicon "At least Trump is entertaining." - people who entertain themselves by pulling the wings off of butterflies
←Rate | 03-12-2016 07:26 Comments (0)  

   messageicon "I like Trump because I'm sick of political correctness" translates to "I wish I could say the n-word in public, not just among friends."
←Rate | 03-12-2016 07:26 Comments (0)  

   messageicon My coworker likes Trump because "he always speaks his mind." Wonder how much my coworker would like me if I always spoke my mind.
←Rate | 03-12-2016 07:14 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Ben Carson endorsing Donald Trump is like Ambien endorsing Cyanide.
←Rate | 03-12-2016 07:08 by Czovczov Comments (0)  

   messageicon Chicago built a wall to keep Donald Trump out. lol
←Rate | 03-12-2016 07:04 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Ben Carson endorses Donald Trump after receiving a sign from God. This election year is a gift horse that keeps on giving.
←Rate | 03-12-2016 06:48 Comments (0)  

   messageicon If Caitlyn Jenner can win woman of the year I see no reason why Donald Trump's hair can't win the Westminister Kennel Club Dog Show.
←Rate | 03-11-2016 20:00 by Gripenfelter Comments (0)  

   messageicon Hmmm, I really would like to see some of you get punched in the nose at a Trump ralley
←Rate | 03-11-2016 17:40 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Can we vote Justin Trudeau as President of the United States?? He's more of a celebrity than Trump is.
←Rate | 03-11-2016 15:18 Comments (0)  

   messageicon ...... Liberals are obviously Latinophobes .... Ever notice how Liberal/Progressives say they are moving to Canada if Trump gets elected and never Mexico?
←Rate | 03-11-2016 12:20 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Trump: I love making people who already hate me hate me more.
←Rate | 03-11-2016 04:37 Comments (0)  

   messageicon If your friends aren't making fun of you, they aren't really true Trump supporters.
←Rate | 03-11-2016 04:36 Comments (0)  

   messageicon If you're friends aren't making fun of you, they aren't really Trump supporters.
←Rate | 03-11-2016 04:35 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Trump, Cruz, and Rubio are the champions of unintelligable yelling. Sixth graders can debate better than these three clowns.
←Rate | 03-10-2016 19:34 Comments (2)  

   messageicon Question -- Should we either Heil Trump or burn crosses wearing white sheets in honor of Trump? Looking for a fun Thursday night activity.
←Rate | 03-10-2016 16:24 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Donald Trump's first name is Rafael Trump. Let that sink in.
←Rate | 03-10-2016 10:41 Comments (1)  

   messageicon Some people seem to like Trump. Others like Hillary, or Bernie. Just be happy you live somewhere that you have a choice, just don't waste it...
←Rate | 03-10-2016 09:19 by eengrms Comments (0)  

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