Funny Status Messages and Tweets

   FOX NEWS....Rich people paying rich people to tell middle class people to blame poor people.

   Kurt Cobain shot himself one month after Justin Bieber was born.

   Need an Ark?, I Noah Guy. 

   Jesus loves you... everyone else thinks you're an idiot

   A cat falls in a pool and a rooster laughs. Moral of the story...A wet pu$$y makes a c0ck happy..

   Who makes the sandwiches in a lesbian relationship? Neither, they both eat out

   always afraid to poop at a friends house cuz I might clog the toilet...

   Dems are more upset at Trump for walking to St. John’s church than they are at looters for trying to burn it down.

   Now that the President is wearing masks, the Left is now concerned about how effective they are.

   Why can't we let Kyle Rittenhouse go and put the Prosecutors in Jail?

   a Figment of your imagination

   Just got 3 robocalls in a row from the Romney campaign...each different reflecting 2008, 2010 and 2012 Romney.

   Fox News reports that Obama visits Indonesia, one of several foreign countries where he was born.

   Save a baby seal...Club a liberal.

   What separates humans from the animals? The Mediterranean.

   Hey Baltimore, eat a Snickers. You get all Ferguson when you're hungry.

   MARY was handpicked by God to bear his son, MOSES was handpicked by God to bring the Israelites out of Egypt, NOAH was personally asked by god to build the ark, but the POPE is chosen by ballot box. One of these people is an impostor.

   Roses are red, nuts are round, skirts are up, panties are down, belly to belly, skin to skin, when it is stiff, stick it in! Not that's a love poem!

   Can we please go back to the main menu of life? I think I accidentally chose "Extremely Hard".

   How do I jailbreak my e-cig?