love Funny Status Messages

   Love and be loved, Smile and be smiled upon .. no good has ever came from a bitter heart.

   Wishing everyone peace, love, and happiness in the new year. And if you’ve ever done me wrong, a touch of chlamydia.

   Whoever named them "urinal cakes" has grossly overestimated their love for cake.... On a different note, what is the strongest toothpaste available?

   I think I may be getting harder to love.

   College kids please choose a career in something you love and you'll never work a day in your life, because that dream job isn't hiring....

   Big... Powerful... Makes the ladies scream... Lasts for an hour. No wonder women love Oprah so much.

   Love means sharing your thoughts, your fears, your dreams, your hopes, your pin codes and passwords.

   I’m about to eat gas station breakfast.....tell my family that I love them.

   So this Kristen Stewart cheating stuff... Still a better love story than Twilight.

   "We're born alone, we live alone, and we die alone. Only thorugh our love and friendship can we create the illusion for the moment that we're not alone." Orson Wells

   Love don't cost a thing." Except a lot of tears, a broken heart, and wasted years.

   I love watching two girls meet for the first time. Its easily the fakest thing I have ever seen.

   The difference between making love and f*cking is the condition of the furniture afterward.

   I love finding money in my clothes…..its like a gift from me.. to me. 

   Refusing to accept refugees is not cold and heartless. I lock my doors every night; not because I hate the people on the outside but because I love the people on the inside.

   I'm high on life! And pot. Well...mostly pot. But I love life! Probably because of pot.

   As confused as an atheist who's stuck behind a car that isn't moving at a green light & has a bumper sticker that says 'Honk if you love God

   Please please God, will you still love me if I don't forward the annoying chain e-mail I got to 25 of my friends?

   A dog ask a cat, "why do you always make love in secret?" The cat answers, "coz we don't want humans to copy us like they did to you dogs"

   I love sleep, because my life has the tendency to fall apart when I'm awake.