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   messageicon “Erectile Dysfunction” is such a harsh term. Why not just call it “Sleepy Peepee?”
←Rate | 03-13-2015 07:06 by guest-TJ Comments (0)  


   messageicon I’m about to eat gas station breakfast.....tell my family that I love them.
←Rate | 02-19-2015 07:09 by guest-TJ Comments (0)  


   messageicon asks if what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas....... then why did my new wife follow me home????
←Rate | 09-02-2009 01:33 by guest-TJ Comments (0)  


   messageicon Anyone know how many calories you burn an hour scrolling on Facebook?
←Rate | 06-01-2015 13:32 by guest-TJ Comments (0)  


   messageicon FYI....If you are one of those who like the strong silent type....then you're gonna just love my farts!!
←Rate | 09-23-2016 05:10 by guest-TJ Comments (0)  


   messageicon Why has Skittles taken over everyones Facebook profile pictures???
←Rate | 06-28-2015 01:18 by guest-TJ Comments (0)  


   messageicon Trump For President! MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!!!
←Rate | 07-22-2015 09:43 by guest-TJ Comments (0)  


   messageicon Happy Father's Day, God!
←Rate | 06-21-2015 17:42 by guest-TJ Comments (0)  


   messageicon My mind is telling me yes‎ But my body My body's telling me no...Me waking up for work every morning! ‎
←Rate | 05-21-2015 07:30 by guest-TJ Comments (0)  


   messageicon The first rule of Right Club is that your wife is the only member of Right Club....
←Rate | 02-20-2015 07:35 by guest-TJ Comments (0)  


   messageicon R.I.P to any girl that looks at Ronda Rousey's man the wrong way
←Rate | 08-04-2015 10:22 by guest-TJ Comments (0)  


   messageicon Liking on Facebook is definitely an addiction for some
←Rate | 05-18-2015 22:59 by guest-TJ Comments (0)  


   messageicon Lebron flashes his pen*s on live TV and all of the sudden all straight guys turn gay and are running to see it
←Rate | 06-12-2015 09:52 by guest-TJ Comments (0)  


   messageicon What is an acceptable age to give a kid a Facebook account as a birthday present?
←Rate | 06-28-2015 10:14 by guest-TJ Comments (0)  


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